Hey, B-Dog! I've got a good one. Do
me a favor...SHUT UP! Damn, it's been
a while since I've been able to say
those words. Oh yeah, two more
words: Sea Ranch.
Brenden is a rare combination of
man...too weak to lift anything heavy,
but too pretty for you to care...what
can i say about the guy other than he
has done more in his 23 years than most
do in a weekend...traveling to far off
islands, working in the rugged
wilderness, and slaying untamed woman as
he goes...He's proved to be a great
friend throughout the decades, and I
trust the good times will keep on
rolling...A couple of things you should
know about Brenden if you are
contemplating adding Brenden as your
"friendster"...A. he has more cavaties
than you, your momma, and your momma's
momma combined, but brushes 7 times a
day...B. he maintains tennis is a
contact sport, and can't hit a baseball
if his life depended on it...C. once in
high school he took his white honda
civic 4 wheeling in the mud, and was
shocked when it exploded...and last but
not least D. is the most well
moisturized man i know...The Queer Eye
team's got nothing for this guy...Bottom
line, if i had a functional liver and he
needed it, i would row sham boe him for
it, and he'd win...that's just the kinda
guy he is; a real asshole. Gotta love
the kid.
me a favor...SHUT UP! Damn, it's been
a while since I've been able to say
those words. Oh yeah, two more
words: Sea Ranch.
man...too weak to lift anything heavy,
but too pretty for you to care...what
can i say about the guy other than he
has done more in his 23 years than most
do in a weekend...traveling to far off
islands, working in the rugged
wilderness, and slaying untamed woman as
he goes...He's proved to be a great
friend throughout the decades, and I
trust the good times will keep on
rolling...A couple of things you should
know about Brenden if you are
contemplating adding Brenden as your
"friendster"...A. he has more cavaties
than you, your momma, and your momma's
momma combined, but brushes 7 times a
day...B. he maintains tennis is a
contact sport, and can't hit a baseball
if his life depended on it...C. once in
high school he took his white honda
civic 4 wheeling in the mud, and was
shocked when it exploded...and last but
not least D. is the most well
moisturized man i know...The Queer Eye
team's got nothing for this guy...Bottom
line, if i had a functional liver and he
needed it, i would row sham boe him for
it, and he'd win...that's just the kinda
guy he is; a real asshole. Gotta love
the kid.