Ian Ssara

MES, PAREF Southridge, South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.), PSTC Trabaho Ang Lalapit Sa 'Yo, San Pedro Manpower, Kalaykay Training Center 3 mos. lang pwede ka na sa talyer, Polytechnic University of Palau, BERCSdc

BSS Engineer, embalsamador

Member (2004-present) - Institute of Electronics Engineers of the Philippines - Expanded Metro Manila Student Chapter (IECEP-EMMSC), Ex-EVP for Internal and Academic Affairs (06-07) - Association of Electronics and Communications Engineering Students (AECES), Founder - WANETTT, Syndikato (mainstay)

Huminga... Maglakad... Yell until the walls crack... Collecting SIM Cards (As of Feb 11, 2006, 03:54pm, I got 76 and counting...), dati fave mag-soccer or futsal, kaso nadala sa tinustang balat

Inferno, Electronic Communication System by Roy Blake, Engineering Circuit Analysis by Hayt, Kemmerly, Durbin, Engineering Circuit And Design by Neamen, Ibong Adarna, Ang Hinlalaki, Si Prinsipe Malungkot, Aling Mameng's Putaheng Pinoy, Diksyunaryong Filipino by Maria Odulio De Guzman, How To Kill A Chicken Using Your Mouth, Inferno by Dante Alighieri (hehe, go SR boys!), Guinness Book Of World Records

Haba-baba-doo, Puti-puti-pu, Pag Ang Palay Naging Bigas, May Bumayo..., Babangon Ako At Dudurugin Kita, Bukas Luluhod An Mga Tala, The Madam Auring Story, Batya't Palo-palo, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ('yung episode na may undin, 'yung tyanak sa inidoro), Leon Guerrero, Central Station, The Ring, Beautiful Life, Babe (Galing!)

All- American Rejects| My Chemical Romance| Good Charlotte| Taking Back Sunday| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus| Boys Like Girls| Simple Plan| The Fray| Goo Goo Dolls| Sugarcult| The Used| Multisensory Aesthetic Experience | Mew| Anberlin| Incubus| Green Day| RHCP| Bon Jovi| Queen| American Hard Fi| The Calling| Binocular| Train| Coldplay| Fall Out Boy| Urbandub| Hale| almost any genre, from New Age to Rock, R&B to Novelty (Hagibis, April Boy, Fred Panopio, Pepe Smith, Sampaguita...)...

Deutsche Welle TV, Euromaxx, Arts21, Convergence, Tomorrow Today, Universitv 33, TRL, Boiling Points, Just For Laughs, HBO, Cinemax, Star Movies, Contact Europe, Punk'd, Scammers, One Bad Trip, every little segment in MTV, Happy Tree Friends, I-Witness, Bitoy's Funniest Videos, Nuts Entertainment, Arirang TV, Madam Ratsa, Sagupaan (ung show ng mga sabungero sa IBC-13), National Geographic esp. 'yung episode ng mga flying lemur at platypus

Libra

I am Ian Ssara. ECE No. 40461. I am a serious type of person. Dead serious. In front of people I am reserved and composed, but not stiff. I am not that kind of person who likes to talk a lot. I love hanging around with hypocrite, braggadocio, and wicked buds. And I am very choosy with friends so be sure you pass my standards before you dare to befriend me. I don't care about knowing you anyway.

Joke lang!!! I'm the opposite!

Kidding aside, I am a very positive person. Hindi sa HIV ha! Para akong malaking flag ng Switzerland o Red Cross! I always try to see the brighter side of things. And far from what everyone tends to tag me the first time they see me, I am a very jocund fellow. Freak! I am the kind of person (gulp!) who laughs hard at drama flicks and shed tears on comedy. But I can be very serious at times especially at things that interest me. I am also an OC person but not with all things- but close to that, heheh! And another thing, my first love is learning. I don't know, I just love to learn almost anything! I am also a talkative and open-minded person. Talk about the most sensitive to the most senseless and outrageous topics! My friends also call me a chameleon because I can get along with almost any kind of people and environment. Kahit papel, halaman, at stapler kinakausap ko. Sometimes you may also wonder why I behave so childishly yet I can give matured insights. I wonder more than you do. I also have sleeping disorder. And waking-up disorder, too. I also don't know how to call this passion on reading labels. Yep, labels ng kahit ano: shampoo, cheese, karton ng hopia, balat ng chocnut, panty shield, hair wax, milk cartons, etc. especially yung labels ng imported products like spams, salamis, at iba't ibang herbs... Sometimes, I also find myself laughing at the jeep, bus, in my room, while walking in the street, in the middle of a discreet gathering, etc. alone. At madami pa. I don't know. Just a thin line between being weird and being insane... Weheheh.

] mahilig magkamot ng ulo
] takot sa lumilipad na ipis na buntis
] pinaglalaruan ang finger scanner
] kinikilig kapag may lumapat na kahit anong taba sa dila at gilagid
] pumapatay ng mga nagtatapon ng basura kung saan-saan
] illegal ang lulls
] hindi na sporty (unlike dati)
] trying hard sa lahat ng bagay
] suplado kapag 16 inches away
] hindi pala-text nang walang kwenta
] ipinapakulam ang mga nagpapasa ng chain letters and SMS
] takot sa hindi madaldal
] paranoid sa pagsakay sa both ends ng aircon na bus
] minumura ang mga nagsisingit ng ticket ng bus sa mga upuan
] mahilig paglaruan ang elevator
] adik sa amoy ng gitnang part ng bagong glossy books
] mas madalas tumawa kaysa huminga
] ayaw magpalaba ng damit sa ibang tao
] madalas makarinig ng umiiri sa CR
] mas gusto ang panget at kakaibang buhok
] resourceful at kinasusuklaman ang mga nag-aaksaya
] napapangiwi kapag nakikita si Pacquiao,Willie,Bearwin,Jose,Bentong,et al
] expressive
] madalas straight-to-point kausap. as in straightforward pa. bullseye.
] mahilig sa iba't ibang languages
] mahilig mang-picture nang kung anu-ano at kung sinu-sino
] hindi nag-a-unli
] may allergy
] considerate sa mga kapuspalad na corny
] 3:1 ang ratio ng rice sa ulam
] hindi mahilig manglimos ng opinyon
] anti-softdrink, pro-water and chlorophyll drink
] kolektor ng basura ng iba pero treasure para sa 'kin
] hindi madalas masakyan ang trip
] pangarap n'yang tumawa sa loob ng reverberation room at anechoic chamber and contrast
] natatakot baka multuhin ng ulam
] dream din ang makabili ng sariling fire extinguisher pang-display
] nag-iipon para makabili din n'ung parang spotlight sa mga gimikan na tumatagos hanggang troposphere
] gagawa ng thesis about condom na maong
] pumapaslang ng ipokrito at mayayabang na tao, animal, at puno
] kapag nabo-bore,
-nagbibilang ng blink ng cursor sa pc
-sinusungitan ang mga halaman
-nagso-soliloquy
-sinu-surf ang rotten.com
-nakikipag-dayalogo sa mga pix sa mags
-nagre-reminisce
-naggugupit ng kuko kahit ubos na
-nanonood ng DWTV habang binubuklat ang Deutsch-Englisch dictionary
-naglalaway
-nagtatanggal ng muta
-nag-e-exercise ng panga at gilagid
-nag-iikot ng buhok
-tsinu-tsubibo ang swivel chairs
-ginagawang jolen ang trackballs ng mouse
-sumisigaw, umuungol, umaalulong
-dina-dub ang sinasabi ng ibang tao
-nakikipag-kaibigan sa mga kalendaryo
-nagbubura ng friends sa Friendster tapos ini-invite ulit
-nagda-download ng virus
-nagsusulat ng alibata
-tulala habang naka-"Ama Namin" gesture
-ina-advance ang relo ng 24 hrs.
-kinakausap nang Tagalog ang mga Chinese
-nag-interpretative dance sa upuan
-nakikipag-textmate sa Balance Inquiry ng Globe
-lumuluha at pinipilit na lumuha ng dugo
-nagkikiskis ng kamay hanggang umusok
-nagpapa-survey kung sino pinakamabaho ang hininga
-naggu-Google Earth at naghahanap ng mga libingan hanggang mahilo

I want to meet God and thank Him! I also want to meet yung mga stuntmen ni Lito Lapid na may makakapal na bigote, pang-senakulong buhok, at naka-maong jacket, yung lolang madalas gumanap na aswang sa Pinoy horror films. I also want to meet Gina Pareno while doing Avril's "Hey!-Hey!-You!-You!-I-could-be-your-girlfriend" moves. Tarsier ballerinas, Miriam Defensor-Santiago doing parkour in EDSA, flying lemurs, 'yung mga dancers na seryoso na naghuhubad ng black na jacket tapos itatapon sa audience tapos se-segue sa ibang tugtog, mga dedicated na tubera, harelip outbound call center agents, 24/7 unlimited whores sa Olongapo (kaya ng Pinay!), mga taong grasang naka-red stilleto, tsaka 'yung taong grasa na parang ngumunguya ng nganga at hanggang tuhod na ang buhok, mga Intsik na nagtitinikling, bangaw na nagbigti, bastos na pusa, interpreter ng alulong ng mga asong bang-aw, mga sychronized swimmers sa pool na nilaglagan ng electric fan, mga penguin sa Senado, mga plastik na palaka na nakangiti kahit malungkot, si Madam Auring as FHM's calendar girl (step back, Katrina), Cristy Fermin as next FHM's Calendar Girl (step back, Madam Auring), Jobert Sucaldito and Eddie Garcia in a romantic-comedy indie movie, Whitney Tyson as Metathione endorser (I'm glad, we've Met), Prospero Pichay teming up with Marian Rivera or Celia Rodriguez and Nash Aguas in a Valentine Movie... Gusto ko ring maka-meet ng half-Chinese, half-Afro or half-Chinese, half Arabic or half-Filipino, half-manananggal. Speaking of manananggal, I will be honored to meet a Fil-Am manananggal, Filipino sa taas , Kano sa baba, ano ba ang gulo. Wala pa akong friend dito na embalsamador o sepulturero! Gusto ko rin n'un. Gusto ko ring makarinig ng huling habilin ng isang inahing baboy bago pa man ito malagutan ng hininga sa katayan. Et al...

Nah... As long as you have a name, pwede! Heheh... Kahit anong uring nilalang ka pa...

So be in the know that if you happen to be my friend, always make sure you don't lose hold of that letter "r". And as an early warning: I am good but I am not seemingly nice often (just to defy the so-called first-impression-lasts idea.) Basta bahala ka sa buhay mo! Basta friends na tayo! Peace!

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