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"Flatulent, fat, ugly, balding, depressed, a festering
playground of bad habits and addictions.
"Just here to help", my..."
More about Jay
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Occupation:
Music Production Manager, Recreational Pyrotechnic
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rock, Roll, Bourbon, Pyrotechnics, Fireworks, Anime, Hentai, Liquor, Nasty and Grotesque Pictures, Porn, Did I say Porn? Oh, and photoshopping photos of people I know to give them acne and gigantic breasts. Think Meatloaf in Fight Club.
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Favorite Books:
Thinner, Gunslinger Series, HHGTTG, Sandman, William Gibson, Old Medical Encylopedias and Catalogues
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Favorite Movies:
Good and Cheesy Sci-fi, Mystery Science Theatre, Two Lane Blacktop, Maximum Overdrive, dystopian future movies. Dirtry home movies? Hey, baby wanna be star? I PROMISE I won't post it on the internet....
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Favorite Music:
Pixies, Faith No More, Queens of the Stoneage, Weezer, Marilyn Manson, Joy Division, Industrial, 80's Crap, Electric Six, Punk, Hip Hop, Radiohead, yada yada yada. Burmese Bladder Symphonics, Persian Vaginal Harp Music...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Oz, Farscape, Good and Cheesy Sci-fi type tele, Trailer Park Boys, Bottom, Invader Zim, Uh... Naked Fat Guy Show in Neighbours Window In Apartment Across Road.
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About Me:
Flatulent, fat, ugly, balding, depressed, a festering
playground of bad habits and addictions.
"Just here to help", my ass. I'm here for the same thing
everyone else is... fellatio.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Colonel Sanders in a dark alley. Stupid chicken. Mad
cravings. I'll get him and his stupid herbs, spices and
crack recipe.
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well. if you insist.
drink all your beer and steal your bitch.
Not necessarily in that order. Can I
have my bitch back? I'll settle for a tall
can. Keep that skank slute. Holla.
of a total asshole, you will be fooled.
I tried really hard to get him to look
at my boobs, though, and
he "respectfully declined." That's
motherfucking class. He makes nice bang
bang up in the sky, if you know what I
mean.
surname; my surname sucks whereas he
has a fabulous God-given surname that I
will resist revealing. But that's
probably just part of his overall
problem of being much more ethical than
he tries to appear.
the cops to get Jay to stop banging at
my door begging me to let him in. All
he would say is that my site drove him
crazy with desire. I think he once
wanted to try on my little outfits...
Blue hair or not.
alley, when the knives come out, this
is a fine man to have at your back. He
is quick with the blade, quicker with
the mind. I think he can also see in
the dark.