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"I like bowling. I like depressing music. I like drinking. I like snowboarding. I am a realist who likes to believe that he..."
More about Davey
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Schools (Other):
CornHell University, University of ShitCago
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Occupation:
Professional Slacker/Internet Surfer
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Affiliations:
NAMBLA
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Hobbies and Interests:
Slacking, Little Boys, Japanese School Girls
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Favorite Books:
Anything with lots of pictures... Currently Reading: 'The Rape of Nanking' and 'Winner's Curse'
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Favorite Movies:
"Brokeback Mountain" but only the sex scenes... dialogue was kinda gay... haha i made funny! "Boat Trip" and "Radio" Cuba Gooding Jr. is a comic genius.
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Favorite Music:
Anything by Mandy Moore, Hillary Duff, basically anything teenage and HOT!!!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Modern Marvels, Extreme Engineering, Any Special on the History Channel, Tom and Jerry, Family Guy
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
I like bowling. I like depressing music. I like drinking. I like snowboarding. I am a realist who likes to believe that he has an open mind, but probably doesn't because I still laugh at racist and sexist jokes, and also jokes about the mentally disabled/disturbed.
A former student who has lost all motivation but has unbelievably finished off and graduated from school. Counting down the few days I have before I become a slave to the system and lay helpless watching the remaining days of my life slowly drain into the pits of the corporate landfill. I hope I don't get fat and lazy... too late.
Anything else? hmm... I like to bake cupcakes and cookies once in a while.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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body of a 35 year old ahjuhshee that
perpetually reeks of whiskey and
sweats bullets.
he loves justin timberlake. his idol is
mandy moore. his source of reality is
mtv.
aside from this, dave is a relatively
normal guy. he's nice and pretty funny...
it's always entertaining to watch him eat
things out of the trash.
like a gorilla. i love you dave!!
you're so talented at doing the
lawnmower dance that i want you to mow
my lawn.
dear old oh bah....he used to wrap
me up in a blanket and swing me
around the room. He would steal my
stuffed rabbit Thumper and put her in
the microwave (yes, it was on) until I
cried. He would feed me lemons so
that my face would pucker up (or was
that my Dad?) Now, his methods of
torture have become slightly
evolved... He just buys me drinks!
Here's to the best oh bah ever!
to call me at 4am during his drunken
walks through Times Sq. "Where am I?
Everyone left me!" Even though the
calls happen less frequently these
days, I still like hanging out with
Dave. He may be a closet nerd, but he's
always good for a few laughs. We love
ya, Dave!
best. everyone loves davey. everyone
wants to be friends with davey. ive
never met anyone who has anything bad
to say about davey. he is one of the
most intelligent guys i met, most
generous for sure. he is also just
hilarious. but what makes him so
special is that he is humble, down to
earth and the best freakin dancer in
the world. miss hangin with you,
dave.
have nothing mean to say, except that
he's a little too opionated and doesn't
let me win arguments, which DRIVES ME
INSANE! i like to win arguments even
if my views make no sense. he's put up
with me for quite awhile now and for
some strange reason hasn't gotten sick
of me yet! he's my davey =)
testimonial... as if it's hard for me
to think of one for him. davey is a
eighteen year old boy trapped inside
the body of a fifty year old man. if
he went to college now, he would be
best friends with all the freshmen
there just like he had done all
throughout his college career. but
then again, i guess it all paid off cuz
he finally got a really young gf. in
the end though, i feel really sorry for
his girlfriend. oh wait, were you
trying to meet girls through this?
sorry man.
ok, but seriously, davey is the nicest
guy. approachable, humorous, modest,
and caring, davey can make friends with
just about anyone. davey is also one
smart man.. triple major who has kicked
ass on every standardized test one can
imagine.
miss you dave!