Poo Stick

Our Lady Of Mercy Academy, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997

Our Lady of Mercy Academy (OLMA), Georgetown University MSB '01, University of Sydney, Australia

Georgetown University, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Finance, International Business, Computer Science

Plastics

UCBT, Asia-Town, The Lutheran Church of the Resurrection, (only on Christmas, Easter and Thanksgiving), Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

Belgian Ales & Belgian style ales, comedy/humor (i.e. Upright Citizens Brigade, The State), onanism, wine, music, my ipod, long form improvisational comedy, music, bodily functions, picking my nose, crime dramas, crime documentaries, sleeping, my bed, sleeping in my bed, scalp massages (like when you get your hair cut and they wash/massage your head), hand massages (i.e. during manicures), running, capoeira, tap dancing, skiing (I used to snowboard but it hurts my knees. I'm trying to avoid arthroscopic surgery), nutella, pretending I don't speak English

Barrel Fever, Sedaris, Honky, Dalton Conley, Lolita, Nabokov, Sarah, "JT LeRoy", The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, LeRoy, A Separate Peace, Knowels, House of Flowers, Capote, Vonnegut, I Know This Much Is True, Wally Lamb, Lord Of the Flies

Better Off Dead, Beerfest, Grandma's Boy, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Say Anything, Super Troopers, Heathers, The Jerk, History of the World Part I, Billy Madison, Lord Of The Rings, A Christmas Story, Strange Brew, (take off you hoser), Holy Grail, Vacation, Life Aquatic, Teen Witch, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Wet Hot American Summer

Rock, Heather (formerly Satanicide), Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Hazzards, The Occasion, We Are Scientists, Imperial Teen, Les Sans Culottes, Fountains of Wayne, Weezer, Rentals, Metric, Le Tigre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Outkast, Strokes, White Stripes, Violent Femmes, Arcade Fire, Breeders, Belly, Badly Drawn Boy, Cure, Postal Service, Deathcab for Cutie, Regurgitator, Australian indie Rock bands, emo, new wave, power pop, indie rock, Eskimo Joe, Britney Spears, 2gether, Blink 182, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Foo Fighters, Frou Frou, Jay-Z, Jebediah, Juliana Hatfield, Kylie Minogue, They Might Be Giants, Moloko, Modest Mouse, N.E.R.D, Neptunes, Smiths, Outkast, Paul Westerberg, Pinback, Police, David Bowie, Queen, Q Feel, Red House Painters, Shins, Stretch Princess, HappyLand, Talking Heads, Tito Puente, Travis, The Who

Cheap Seats, 30 Rock (not just because it's funny, but cuz people I know are in it), Campus Ladies, Girls Next Door, Gilmore Girls, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids in the Hall, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros., Strangers with Candy, The Family Guy, MST3K, The Simpsons, Undeclared, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, Law and Order Criminal Intent, 24, Crossing Jordan, City Confidential, American Justice, CSI Miami, Good Eats, Deadwood, Carnivale, TV Funhouse, The Office US & BBC, The Colbert Report

Gemini

First and foremost: I love my [psycho free] life.

Snarky part: Yeah I was looking at your profile, and like 100 other profiles, mostly because you were looking first. Get over it.

Stop sending me smiles. You don't even have to pay to send messages on this site, why are you sending those retarded smiles? Yeah, I said it, retarded.

Okay, done with the formalities...now this is where I tell you why you should want to know me..

Because how many other Chirish people do you know? (I'm half Chinese and half Irish)

Because we both think self-deprecating humor is HYSTERICAL.
Because I think I'm hysterical and can't stop laughing at my lame-o jokes, and can entertain myself for hours.

Because I have BOTH Sealab2021 DVDs. Because I have all of the UCB episodes on tape, as well as the Office on DVD (including the Christmas Special). Because I appreciate comedy and improv (i.e. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the State, Upright Citizens Brigade, Wes Anderson, David Sedaris etc. etc. etc.) Because I made a Ralph Wiggum web page about 7 years ago, it's still there.. maybe I'll show you.

Because I was a League Champion Badminton player in High school.
Because I used to be a competitive figure skater.

Because I like to go running. Because I do capoeira.

Because I could probably kick your ass.

Because I was the Asian (or Chirish) Britney Spears for Halloween (although some claim I looked more like a character from Japanese Anime).

Because my love for you is like a truck... BERSERKER!

Because I'm helping...I'm helping... I'm helping you. Bizzaro I love you, Bizzaro I love you.

Because I start all of my scentences with 'because'.

Serious stuff: We do not live in a vacuum. Everyone casts a shadow, and I don't mean that physically.

Not so serious:

doody

Funny, quick thinking, intelligent, people who aren't pussies. That's nonnegotiable. Also, don't be too sappy, that shit's lame.

Someone who can entertain me, or at least doesn't need to be babysat in social situations. Meaning you won't freak out if I leave you alone at a party to go to the bathroom. Also, if you can dish it out and take it (and know that the intent is never malicious), let's like, totally hang out.
Skiers and snowboarders. I hope to get a little more use out of my place in Killington this year.

People who got 1200+ on their SATs, Mensa members, people who can teach me how to play guitar and/or how to skateboard.

The dude that plays Harry Potter, you know, questionably legal.. ok that's not really necessary, but seriously I HATE HATE HATE facial hair, and long hair. Hey hipster, are you trying to look cool with your "style mullet?" Because you really look like a jerk.

Thanks for your co-operation on this matter.

Sincerely,

Poo Stick