ann is a carob brownie with a whole lot of pot put in the mix and a dash of rum to spice it up. she's there when i need tech help for my retardedness and lately i've been living through her when i ask how italy is and then will come at you with random stories about chilling with billy corgan- which my high school self would have LIVED to do. ann. you're so fantabulous. i love you, girl.
"you've fallen for one of the biggest
blunders of all time! the first is
never get involved in a land war in
asia; but the second, a little less
known, is never deal with a sicilian,
when death is involved! AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" (...thud)
ann's wicked lucky she's not wonder woman
(which i think she harbors suspicion of being).
ya see, wonder woman has a jet, that's
invisible, and is designed to conceal her from
her enemies, real and imagined. the current
state of ann's hair (regardless of how hip it is)
wouldn't allow for any sort of stealth activities.
dude's just gonna have to shave the head to
be a superhero.
never one to mince words, this is one
tough cookie who's more apt to take a
bite out of you instead. scheherazade
herself could not have conjured a finer
succotash wish, for ann is the
embodiment of true wisdom and courage.
i thank my lucky stars every day to
have found such a kindred spirit. lord
knows it was quite a journey.
I met Ann on a Greyhound Bus to Truth or
Consequence, New Mexico about five years
ago. It turned out that we were heading to the
same mountain cloister for a vision quest.
The vision quest at the cloister was bit of a
hazy memory for me, but at one point I
remember saying goodbye to her right before
she drove off into the desert on a motorcycle.
I'm not sure where she got that motorcycle or
where she was going but the stunt she pulled
jumping the dune with it was amazing.
Ann can eat a knish like no other. I mean...
one bite!! Damn you were hungry girl!!! That's
okay, cause she only eats when her sister
feeds her or if some nice fella brings her food.
Oh yeah, and she may think she has more
friends then me, but they're all fakesters. Take
that - ANN!
Testimonials and Comments for Ann
yet written a testimonial for you?
Sheeeeeat....
ANN P:
passionate, devoted, kind
wicked smart, driven, disciplined
opinionated, giving, brave
I love you and I'll miss you when you
leave us in NY! Where will we be
without our foundation? :-) Have a
kick-ass time in Italy chica!
blunders of all time! the first is
never get involved in a land war in
asia; but the second, a little less
known, is never deal with a sicilian,
when death is involved! AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" (...thud)
(which i think she harbors suspicion of being).
ya see, wonder woman has a jet, that's
invisible, and is designed to conceal her from
her enemies, real and imagined. the current
state of ann's hair (regardless of how hip it is)
wouldn't allow for any sort of stealth activities.
dude's just gonna have to shave the head to
be a superhero.
tough cookie who's more apt to take a
bite out of you instead. scheherazade
herself could not have conjured a finer
succotash wish, for ann is the
embodiment of true wisdom and courage.
i thank my lucky stars every day to
have found such a kindred spirit. lord
knows it was quite a journey.
Consequence, New Mexico about five years
ago. It turned out that we were heading to the
same mountain cloister for a vision quest.
The vision quest at the cloister was bit of a
hazy memory for me, but at one point I
remember saying goodbye to her right before
she drove off into the desert on a motorcycle.
I'm not sure where she got that motorcycle or
where she was going but the stunt she pulled
jumping the dune with it was amazing.
one bite!! Damn you were hungry girl!!! That's
okay, cause she only eats when her sister
feeds her or if some nice fella brings her food.
Oh yeah, and she may think she has more
friends then me, but they're all fakesters. Take
that - ANN!