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bitch please.
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"i like long walks through the garbage dump, eating food
that doesn't taste very well, and listening to music that
gives..."
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More About Logan
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Schools (Other):
the school of hard knockers
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Occupation:
artist/fashion designer
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Affiliations:
the drop it like its hot crew
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Hobbies and Interests:
painting and carrying on(dropping it like its hot)
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Favorite Books:
art books
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Favorite Movies:
pollock, good burger
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Favorite Music:
cash
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Favorite TV Shows:
making the band with p.diddy, viva la bam, wild boyz, and rich girls...i love mtv, not for its music. No. I love mtv for its shows.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
i like long walks through the garbage dump, eating food
that doesn't taste very well, and listening to music that
gives me headaches, I like smelling wrong, so wrong that I
make people throw up in the post office line. I enjoy
stubbing my toe(s). I am fond of shitting in my bed. I
love uncomfortable moments. I like getting tickets from
cops. On a hot day I like to smoke cigarettes, pour honey
down my tight black sweat pants, place 1 cup of beach sand
in my ass crack, eat hot french fries in a messy manner so
that I get grease all over my face and when I have done
all of that I put on a wetsuit over my clothes and lay in
the sun. For a time, minesweeper ruled my life, I played
it for hours every single day, I played on advanced and
thought that it was impossible to beat. The game has to
be fixed I often thought. There were times when I would
mark all the mines and then have just 3 left, but of
course I would end up losing, that is a pain that cannot
be described through words alone. Then one glorious day I
won. It wasn't 2 days before I won again, in half the
time. I won and won again. And again. I have conquered
minesweeper and now I don't crave it the way I once did.
I have since filled my life with other passions. That
about sums up who I am
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Who I Want to Meet:
www.LoganHagege.com add to my guestbook.
www.BornUpontheTide.com (new site coming soon) look for our stuff in stores across the U.S. starting this Summer!
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follow...oh hi dooney
- Lindsey likes little girls
**Therefore they are both gay
hang out with me and I don't like him.
The only reason I hang around him is he
is stupid enough to give me
treats when I bark at him.I have to
put up wi1th his petting and "Pepper
come here!" and "Who's the shmoozer
of the doozer?!?"(in a really girly
baby talk voice)I wish I could drive
so I could just go out to PETCO,or as
I like to call it heaven,and just buy
some fuckin treats for myself.Oh but
then I would need money to buy em,but
I guess if I could drive I would be
able to steal money from Logan's
wallet,which is usually empty because
he spends money on burritos,and then
blames me for the farts.I really hate
this guy.I would take his van and
drive to PETCO and just fuckin shop
lift the doggie treats,and then I
would drive to Santa Monica and drive
down the pier and at the last moment I
would jump outta the car with my
treats and watch his car plummet
into the pacific.Im goin 2 break free
one day
become friends with Logan. The guy is
dirtier than a trailer park mom at a Motley
Crue concert.
good way. Not in a way that so many
people view the term 'gay' these days.
You know, like when people say 'hey,
I'm gay' the entire crowd runs for the
hills and covers their mouths. No,
Logan isn't gay like that at all. He
isn't contagious, which is a good
thing, and he doesn't do all of those
insane, pornographic things that so
many other 'gay' people do these days.
He is gay because he feels everyone
should be. He believes that the world
would be a better place if 80% of it
was gay; or perhaps a good 75%: maybe
he is just hoping for 50%. It doesn't
matter, he wouldn't care, he is so gay
that no statistic is going to make any
real difference in just how gay he is.
He is a real crusader in the fight
against 'anti-gay' organizations and
leaders - you know, like Osama, Sadam,
Jane Fonda, and that kid from 'Who's
the Boss' with Tony Danza. Logan
always says that 'If this world ever
wants to be united and free, then we
must raise our arms, not in violence,
but in compassion to those who just do
not understand, and endure those who
are not with us, and let them know that
if they want, and try real hard, they
too can be gay'. Seriously, he says it
all the time. Logan is a true American
hero, he does not see black nor white,
he gives no notice of your creed. He
cares not if you are a Jew or Gentile,
all that matters is that for the brief
moment that the two of you are
together, you are willing to be gay. I
for one am a gayer man for having known
Logan.