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"I always say "waste not, want not". No, really...I do. Actually, I always say "Waste not, want not I always say." Then..."
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College/University:
Southern Methodist University, Attended - , Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
Actor/Product maker
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Affiliations:
AEA, AFTRA
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Hobbies and Interests:
Running, tantra, making doughnuts in the middle of the night, learning to cook, thumb wrestling, ...if necessary, I will corn hole you
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Favorite Books:
East of Eden, A Million Little Pieces, The Celestine Prophecy, A Prayer for Owen Meany, 100 Years of Solitude, Run Baby Run, Of Mice and Men, Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Frannie and Zoe, All Quiet on the Western Front
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Favorite Movies:
Cool Hand Luke, anything with Paulie Shore...I don't know why I like him so much, Young Guns 1 & 2, Cool Runnings
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Favorite Music:
Guns 'N Roses, Flatt and Scruggs, Martin Sexton, Smog, Palace, Ben Folds, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Chipmunks Christmas music
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Blind Date
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I always say "waste not, want not". No, really...I do. Actually, I always say "Waste not, want not I always say." Then someone invariably says "You DO always say that!" Then I smile at how corny and predictable I am. Then I frown and wonder if I really am going to turn into my parents. Then I smile, cause they are such great people. But then I frown because I always told myself that I wouldn't turn into them. But then I smile cause...is that really such a bad thing? Then I realize that I haven't noticed what was happening in the room for the past like 3 minutes, and wonder why everyone is staring at me...and why my cheeks are sore.
www.shawnjdavis.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone and everyone...if'n yer cool.
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TO SAIL THE LAKE OF FIRE WITH THE
DISCOUNT CRUISE TO HELL, BUT HE WILL
GET HIS TURN, WE ALL WILL GET OUR TURN.
light tingle at an early age, a
glimpse of my face in a vision when a
really large, hard turd passed out of
him. Oh, he loved it. Later Shawn
would drink lots of robitussin and we
would dance together in Africa and
climb into the branches of the sacred
tree and i'd fuck his ass so good.
He'd be screamin' for his momma until
he learned that she never cared and
wasn't there, and my Alien member was
teaching him things that his momma's
titties could never feed him. So we
became buddies. He likes it when you
spank him, change his poopy diapers,
or join him in some fingerpainting.
our cats it was really his fault they
got locked in the bathroom with no
food, water or litter box for five days
straight just so they wouldn't hate us
anymore. That was pretty cool of him.
with the amount of robitussin this man
can hold in one sitting- while most of
us are trippin balls and pukin, shawn's
just trippin balls. he is a BRILLIANT
dancer, and he donated the phantom of
the opera tape for the enjoyment of all-
what a guy this firecracker of a fella!
crowd plaisa'. Whut some pair o' lungs
on dis one! Played out Dude Riva', mah
A-Dubba-S! Dat's whut dis tiny-ass
fraikshow be all about. Spicey an'
grilled, Catfish o' corn, dis guy be
C-Dubba-O-K-I-fuckin'-N"!
fours, beggin'.
He can sing better than you, but he
can't stop acting like he is a naughty
little boy, which is hot.
We were freshman college roommates,
also hot. I've seen him puke a lot and
I've watched him piss on the street
and I have photos of him in women's
lengerie, and I've smelled his shit.
(on my dick)
Can't help lovin' that Shawnie of mine.