John'sEvilTwin

Mastermind

World domination, particle accelorators and thier affects on living tissue, the slow and painful death of John, long walks on the beach

The Once and Future King, The Anarchist's Cook Book, See Spot Run

Dr. No, Goldfinger, Caligula, American Psycho, Flashdance

Mozart, Bach, DeBusse, Beethoven

What my plethora of satalite survelance monitors show me, Pinky and the Brain, Three's Company

Following a mixup at the hospital I was given to a family
of red-neck yokals living in a trailer park in the Knolls.
At the age of 4, I poisoned my "family" for their failure
to adhear to my Christmas list. Moving to the sewers and
taping into the mainframe of the SVPD I discovered the
existance of my true family and most importantly my arch
nemises John. Since then I have repeatedly devoted all my
resources to the slow and painful death of my pansy-ass
doppleganger, alas to no avail. But I now have an
unbeatable plan. By infultrating friendster I will seduce
his friends into an army of henchmen! His death will come
from where he least expects it! From with in his own inner
circle! BWAAHAAAAHAAAHAAA AHH HAHAAHAAHAAA AH
HAH......huh...er....um....yeah.

People interested in adventure and dangerous occupations.
People willing to blindly follow orders with out questions
or hesitation. People willing to wear only uniform
jumpsuits and matching head gear, and to have medical and
dental alterations to thier body in order to make them
more effecient killing machines. People willing to relocate
to volcanic island strongholds. Full benefits available as
well as a very generous pension plan.