You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

You're the athletic type. You're the fit and trim one that spends two hours a day jogging. Some people consider that sexy, others are not turned on. Don't worry about that. Believe in yourself!

You are the quiet romantic type. You dream, and play your saxophone, waiting for "the one". You truly are a lonely genius.

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!