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""When I said you have the body of a 16-year-old, I meant a
12-year-old.""
More about Nastenka
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Occupation:
student
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Hobbies and Interests:
Running, reading, making men think dirty thoughts
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Favorite Books:
Alice in Wonderland, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, The Martian Chronicles, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Jurassic Park, The Lord of the Rings trilogy
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Cria Cuervos, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Titus, Life is Beautiful, Clueless, Bring It On, Shrek, Beaches
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Favorite Music:
Music is life, and so is food. I love it all.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Will & Grace
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About Me:
"When I said you have the body of a 16-year-old, I meant a
12-year-old."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Conan O'Brien, Jesus
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(as I call her) in the Petrovich manor
was a blast. Stanky (as I call her)was
a charming little devil. She used to
gesture "come hither" to Smerdyakov
(our servant) and when he obliged she
would throw her writing ink all over
his face! Every time, too, it never
failed! Hahaha, it was such good fun.
Sometimes when Grushenko (the garden
help) was trimming the hedge around the
manor, Nastenka would throw the
contents of her bedpan all over him!
hahaha. He didn't think it was very
funny, though. Our mother (bless her
poor soul)Nastasya Andrilovna
discovered our mischief and would chide
us "Aleksandr Fyodorevich, Nastenka
Fyodrovna! Make sure you have two full
bedpans, so when he looks up after the
initial assault he's pelted once again.
Show some decency to the servants!"
Bless our poor mother. She was killed
by the peasantry during the war. We
did, however, manage to escape.
I think now, about when we came to
Amerika. As per usual, we poor
emigrants became embroiled with the
Italian Mob in Chicago. Much hilarity
ensued, with car chases, girls with big
breasts, explosions and lots and lots
of cocaine. All because Nastenka
confused laundry with money laundering.
My favorite part is when Eddie Murphy
laughed and said "all you immigrants is
the same!" after he saved us. (Eddie
Murphy you are our saviour!)
Nastenka reminds me of the sandlot,
when the fat kid jumps into the pool
and yells "Haaaaving Fuuuun!"
Sobraniye sochinenii v pyati tomakh,
zhisneopisanie iz nabliudenii; nad
mottivnoi strukturoi romana kak
romanisty? Vospominaniya!!! HAHAHA