I remember celebrating Cathy's
birthday in Memphis one year. There
was an incident involving Ric Flair
going down her pants and a talking
Baby Genuis doll. Freaky stuff, man.
And she's in charge of educating
children these days, too. But the King
would be proud of her, and that's all
that really matters.
Since the first few times we hung out
involved butter goatees and Wham! t-
shirts, Cathy and I have shared a lot
of memories since then. She also tried
to make me wet the bed when I was
passed out once by placing my hand in
a cup of warm water. I poured it on
her instead. I hear she's quite the
little farter, but so far she's been
kind enough not to do it directly on
me. Thanks buddy.
Cathy and I used to stalk our ballet
teachers. We would follow their cars
and stake out their houses and trespass
in the studio to hear their late night
discussions. We would also go Christmas
caroling at their houses. Either Linda
or Elizabeth did the driving, but we
were still really old - like 15. I know
it sounds like we were losers but really
were were just ahead of our time. It
was like reality television
but...without...the cameras. yeah. But
damn it was fun. And now Cathy is one
of them. She IS a Ms. Gibb. She IS a
Big Dave. Do students stalk you Cathy?
I remember once I was going through
Cathy's wallet photos in the studio with
a bunch of girls gathered around when
all of a sudden Cathy got really
nervous, demanded that I give the photos
back, and whittled them out of my hands.
It was years later when I realized that
she had had a condom in there. Naughty
Cathy!
cathy is one of the coolest chicks i
know. i am so proud that she faces
life everyday head on. i don't know
anyone else in the world that can go
through life confidently while coping
with her numerous handicaps. she wets
the bed, has trouble speaking to bank
tellers, and can't seem to grasp the
concept of "NOT stealing candy from
children". Not to mention her bouts
with hair loss, STDs, bankruptcy,
being born with her heart on the
outside of her chest, webbed toes,
losing all her teeth at the age of 3,
and chronic diarhhea. anyone else
would just lock themselves in a room
and cry, but our brave little cathy
forges ahead despite her gross
deformities. oh, she's also short.
birthday in Memphis one year. There
was an incident involving Ric Flair
going down her pants and a talking
Baby Genuis doll. Freaky stuff, man.
And she's in charge of educating
children these days, too. But the King
would be proud of her, and that's all
that really matters.
involved butter goatees and Wham! t-
shirts, Cathy and I have shared a lot
of memories since then. She also tried
to make me wet the bed when I was
passed out once by placing my hand in
a cup of warm water. I poured it on
her instead. I hear she's quite the
little farter, but so far she's been
kind enough not to do it directly on
me. Thanks buddy.
teachers. We would follow their cars
and stake out their houses and trespass
in the studio to hear their late night
discussions. We would also go Christmas
caroling at their houses. Either Linda
or Elizabeth did the driving, but we
were still really old - like 15. I know
it sounds like we were losers but really
were were just ahead of our time. It
was like reality television
but...without...the cameras. yeah. But
damn it was fun. And now Cathy is one
of them. She IS a Ms. Gibb. She IS a
Big Dave. Do students stalk you Cathy?
I remember once I was going through
Cathy's wallet photos in the studio with
a bunch of girls gathered around when
all of a sudden Cathy got really
nervous, demanded that I give the photos
back, and whittled them out of my hands.
It was years later when I realized that
she had had a condom in there. Naughty
Cathy!
know. i am so proud that she faces
life everyday head on. i don't know
anyone else in the world that can go
through life confidently while coping
with her numerous handicaps. she wets
the bed, has trouble speaking to bank
tellers, and can't seem to grasp the
concept of "NOT stealing candy from
children". Not to mention her bouts
with hair loss, STDs, bankruptcy,
being born with her heart on the
outside of her chest, webbed toes,
losing all her teeth at the age of 3,
and chronic diarhhea. anyone else
would just lock themselves in a room
and cry, but our brave little cathy
forges ahead despite her gross
deformities. oh, she's also short.