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Schools (Other):
the arts and recreation section of the downtown library
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Occupation:
librarian stripper
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Affiliations:
Low-Stress Express, Cock-Asian Invasion, Booty Cauldron
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Hobbies and Interests:
Having anger management. New old bikes. Talking about quitting my job. Staples/paperclips and the act of stapling and paper clipping. Cleaning my room. Amassing supernatural library fines. Soccer. Next level male strippers. Boston accents. Green. VENEZUELA. Hawaii. Rooftop garden. Chickens. Borders. Public Transportation. Maps. Cicadas. My Jam Box. The Dictionary. Making anything. Textiles. Le Deuce Coupe. Doing the Robot.
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Favorite Books:
nobodycares.com, eatadick.com
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Favorite Movies:
Down by Law, the Station Agent and other movies about awkward and lonely people who find other awkward and lonely people.
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Favorite Music:
Mc5. The Coral, M.I.A., Superwolf, Devandra Banhart, CAN, Ojos de Brujo, Devo, Madvillan, Deerhoof
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
Epic.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people whose idea of a good time is hanging out in my room while I clean. That means someone besides Alanna.
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dosent get much better than that.
Amy's hot assests. She is skilled at
all the things you wanted to do but
never got around to doing, like sewing,
silk screening, and social services.
Everybody who meets her gets added to
her cell phone. She is a friend of the
world. She is a blessing. She is a
Mountain. Without her, there is no
sunrise. CAPitALLism officially
endorses her as its version of utopia.
that women wish they were and men wish
they could do. She has a sense of
humor the size of Ohio and has a knack
for finding a laugh in the oddest
places. Ames and I have been involved
in some very strange activities over
the years. These days, long distance
debauchery is difficult, so i look
forward to my impending trip. If i had
to sum Amy up in five words, it would
have to be, "Ya dude hardcore, do it."
shit, she be fun-ny...no, not funny
lookin' (WHO you callin' funny-
lookin'?! certainly not the person that
is mistaken for my twin ALL THE
TIME...or am i YOUR twin? i came first
I WILL ALWAYS BE OLDER aaaaaahaha) well
i just thank me lucky stars every day
that me sister is also me best friend,
now don't call me cheesy just because
you're jealous. it's true...speaking of
jealous i'm really ok with the fact
that you got the artsy funky gardening
sewing genes, cuz i got...the brains?
uh, duh, nah...the dancing pants? um,
you're totally a better dancer than me.
the sanity? HAHAHA--hold up, white girl
with your black girl booty. i gots more
junk in the trunk!! eat up, biznatch--
you'll never catch me...xoxo42
heroine. Amy is slick like smarmy
turtles. Amy is funny like when
someone randomly falls. Amy and I have
a long history of slight debauchery,
mild sassmouth, and total recall. When
we were shorties, we spent hours trying
to ollie like pros, got drunk on the
train tracks, and drove around in a
busted minivan like we were ridin in a
limo. Now we live on the opposite
coasts and i miss her. She is a
strong, funny, and beautiful woman.
Anyone who has the great fortune to
know her is better for it. Go Ame-O!
park......shopping is our greatest
lark."
(that was to the tune of Troop Beverly
Hills.) is it shopping or finding new
gay boyfriends or finding new best
friends or repelling guys in nike sweat
suits? i am unsure. whatever the case
may be, amycita and i are taking the
east-ish side of west l.a. by storm
from spaceland to sea level, from the
derby to the brass monkey, from the
white trash store that has $700 belts
to the echo. do we have shit on our
faces? sometimes. do we care? fuck
no. we are the shit and we're
polluting your water supply echo
park/silverlake/los feliz. watch out.
three.
Years old.
Now she's a grown woman and I a man,
separated by mountains and plains. But
when I think of brown sugar with a
spoon, Amy is there.
Years old.
two of us were like 14 and as summer
camp together, I tricked her into
showing me her goodies. Bull Shit!
Perhaps I did ACCIDENTALLY drop a
lacrosse shaft on Ammo's punanny, But
never did I say "Dude, that hurts girls
too?" Perhaps Amy's memory is a little
shoddy considering the $450/day weed
habit. But regardless...She still gets
three thumbs up, of five flaming
chilis. These are great words. Hers
is bond.
if you hang around her for long enough, and
inhale hard and deliberately, you'll be all
fucked up.
but in a good way.
bikini'ed girl, and she hated it, then she made
fun of me for peeing in my pants. so amy like
does lots of stuff, and i saw her laugh once,
real loud. we never did it or anything, but i
like amy, even though i havent seen her for
years. anyway, nice job amy. she is good.