I used to work for a tiny graphics design company. Before I'd go home in the evening, I had to take the boss's long haired chihuahua out for it's daily 'business'.
Steve is the kind of guy who can look sexy even while wearing a lumberjack beard, pink pimp glasses and politely tolerating semi-violent drug dealers that were hopped up on PCP and tipping on a gallon of white zinfandel while the bartender nervously called last call an hour too early with her hand on the panic button. Where was I? Oh, yes. Steve is sexy.
I blame you.
Beat that.
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