Brett Jackson

      "part time chu-lunnky. rippin fast funky. hardc0re junky."

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      • Martijn
      • Posted
      • Well, I think everything about Brett
        is allready said, but when I met Brett
        I thought: wow, HE is ugly, but after
        a few days in Scotland I figured out
        (again) truth beauty is not the
        outside but the inside!!! Good
        drinking and laughin' with this big
        guy!
      • Mia mia
      • Posted
      • Brett reads dirty stories, and blames his
        miseducation on Lisa. From someone who
        pushes canned meat, that is just not right.
        Plus, I can see up his periwinkle velour robe
        sometimes.
      • Alison
      • Posted
      • Brett's my main meat (canned, that
        is) pusher.
      • lucky
      • Posted
      • You should see Brett do his Oompa
        Loompa song/dance. Not only is it
        impressive, it brought tears to my eyes
        because of its sheer beauty and grace.
      • Nigel
      • Posted
      • Without a doubt this cat is the coolest
        white dude I know. This guy has got VIP
        access to every joint in the city. One
        day he is hanging on street corners
        with squeegee kids the next he eating
        caviar, sipping Moet with movie stars.
        This cat gotz more game than the CNE.
      • Billy
      • Posted
      • Brett is truly the best person I think
        I know. (beside my girls, k & a of
        course) but outside of my little
        family, he is the best. I have known
        this guy for 12 years now...and he has
        not changed, he has only gotten
        smarty...which is getting scarey, but
        we will always love him.
      • Alison
      • Posted
      • Brett is one of the smartest people I
        know. An all around good guy. He
        doesn't even pout or try to kick your
        ass when you totally school him at
        Cranium.

        It's is true what Lisa says...Brett
        does like to get people wasted. It's
        because of his superior drinking
        abilities and contemporary sunglasses.
      • lucky
      • Posted
      • Brett takes pictures of me looking like a
        small town stripper. He helps me when I
        vomit. He says "Don't worry, you'll be home
        in like 2 minutes" when my drunk head is
        banging against the car window and it's
        actually more like 4768 minutes. I think I
        had a supernatural experience with him
        involving some faceless photograph but I
        can't really remember. P.S. Brett mixes very
        strong drinks.
      • lucky
      • Posted
      • When he wears his brown plaid shirt,
        WATCH OUT! Trouble's-a-comin'!
      • lucky
      • Posted
      • I saw Brett asleep in his underwear. He
        likes to wear short terry cloth robes with no
        undies and cook BBQ, then bend over to
        smell the roses. Sometimes Brett makes my
        cheeks hurt when I laugh too hard and too
        long. Brett likes Kung Pao chicken. Brett
        likes to listen to people talk shit. Brett likes
        to rap freestyle. Sometimes when I think of
        Brett I think of the first day back to school
        after summer holidays when you see
        someone and you forgot how cool they are,
        then you go "Holy shit, I forgot how cool that
        guy was" and remember all over again how
        cool that guy was. Also, I think of steak.

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