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      • Jaret
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      • Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Keys. Keys. Keys. Hum. Hum. Hum. Keys. Keys. Beer! (etc. etc. etc.)
      • Toe Up
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      • "Everyone laughs except her, which shows me
        even more about her personality. I erase all
        thoughts from my head as the ball approaches
        me. Crack! The ball screams off my bat with a
        thunderous clap, and I'm the hero. Drifting back
        to the present, I dare fate once again. I look to
        see her eyes looking dreamily outward. I feel a
        strange, mystic sense sweep over me like
        autumn's leaves. Suddenly, a warm feeling
        rushes over my body, and I realize that I have
        been staring into her eyes quite some time. And
        my stares have been returned. I dare not move
        for fear of breaking the deep enchantment I feel.
        The enchantment I feel...looking into her eyes."
      • Toe Up
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      • "I watch her glide gracefully from class to class,
        Floating on an invisible and yet brilliant aura. Not
        shouting "I'm here, admire!" and yet standing
        out like a rose in a field of dandelions. I cannot
        remove my eyes from her flawless face, etched
        with warmth and compassion. Then, contact. Eye
        to eye. Heart to heart. I freeze. What do I do?!
        I dare to admire her deep, soul-penetrating
        eyes, And then stare at the ceiling, like I was
        thinking of something else the whole time. It
        has only been weeks since we first met, and yet
        years that I have loved her. It wasn't exactly a
        romantic meeting, unless you consider a baseball
        game on a hot and humid day romantic.
        Swinging and missing, she laughs like a warm
        summer breeze. Then she makes a base hit. I
        see her talking to some friends, whom she
        chooses for what they are like and not what they
        do. I'm at bat now. She yells, "Bring me home!"
        which gives me butterflies the size of
        cannonballs. "Strike o
      • Jaret
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      • Scott is like a bar of soap on a rope,
        minus the rope and not as clean. He
        taught me how to freebase rubbing
        alcohol and get blood out of my sheets.
        He's a great guy when he's drunk but
        damn does he get mean when he's
        sober. He will only ride in a car with you
        if he's naked and doesn't eat for months
        at a time in the name of 'political
        suggestion' (whatever that means). He
        once drank the urine of a parakeet and
        taught himself to fly when no one was
        looking. He is a stand up guy... that is
        when he's not sitting or laying down.
      • Jeffrey
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      • scott has more testies than one would think. also,
        he has a cellular phone that he never answers, or
        checks the messages on because it is lodged
        deep in his rectum. and let me tell you, he has a
        deep rectum!
      • Corey
      • Posted
      • corey no know to hate scott or like
        scott for corey's life. i could have
        been a lawyer or brain guy who do
        important stuff. but no, scott showed
        to me music and drugs. i flunk out of
        school after i make friends with scott.
        i guess that ok, cause we being
        super rock stars soon.
        can i borrow a twenty? i pay you back
        when we go gold.
      • Jaret
      • Posted
      • Scott makes rape fun!
      • Toe Up
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      • Lub chigger?
      • Christian
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      • You know how most people see about
        three, maybe four dimensions of
        reality? Scott sees twelve. This is why
        he always looks kind of amused and
        pissed off at the same time. Scott is a
        good radio DJ because he likes good
        music and he can communicate with
        anyone, even bums and schizos.
      • Jeffrey
      • Posted
      • i've known skot fer years. we hate
        the same things. plus he is so thick!

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