Friends

Dec 2003

Kingston, NY

Caramoor International Music Festival, Eastern Festival Opera, Center for Contemporary Opera, Opera North, Delphi Theatre, Park Playhouse

http://profiles.friendster.com/4256883

Harry L. Edson Elementary, J. Watson Bailey Jr. High, Kingston High School, SUNY Purchase, Academie Internationale d'Ete de Nice (summer '03), CAP21 (summer '00)

State University of New York - College at Purchase, Attended 1998 - 2004, Class of 2004, Master's Degree, Opera

Opera Singer

trouble-makers. people who make prank phone calls. happy buddha.

Being glamorous. MotherFORKING. Going to the opera. Fortune time with Ching Wa. My parakeet, Tosca. Frequenting upscale boulangeries and patisseries for mimosas and caloric treats. My favorite place in the city is Central Park.

Anne of Green Gables, Gone With the Wind, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Jane Eyre

Waiting for Guffman, Gone With the Wind

too many kinds

Sex and the City, Golden Girls (can't help it)

Aquarius

I was meeting some friends for lunch today, and didn't feel like doing my hair. So I decided to jam it out in a weave. Yes, I said weave. So there I am, sporting my weave at the city grill when my friend's friend came in to join us for lunch also.
Ali: "So, what do you do?"
Friend of friend: "I'm a dancer. And I do hair."
My friend: "Don't be modest. He does hair for the Victoria's Secret models."
Ali: "I'm wearing a weave."
Have you ever been so embarrassed that you thought you'd die?
Life in NY... I love being out in the park, magnolia bakery cupcakes, and cosmopolitans at the Hudson Hotel. I dislike - almost stepping on rats when on the subway platform, random public urination, walking through the "Freddy", and 5th story walk-ups. A little self-promotion: www.alisonmcconekey.com

It looks like der Hasselhoff has some competition. This might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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