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"I watch way too much HGTV, I don't know what fascinates me so about it...i hate most of the people and their domestic style,..."
More about Jill
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Schools (Other):
Austin Community College, Univeristy of South Florida, Edison Community College, Cypress Lake High School, Cypress Lake Middle School, Heights Elementary, Sing Sing Road Elementary, Jiminy Cricket Pre-school
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College/University:
University of South Florida, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Mass Communications
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Occupation:
educational print buyer (aka bookmaker)
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Affiliations:
other bookmakers
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Hobbies and Interests:
laughing my ass off, crossing the line, making smoking good for you so i can start again, knitting, ready-made magazines, hairlessness, the velvet revolution, turtles, your mom, ultimate crassness and bluntitude
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Favorite Books:
Survivor- Chuck Palahniuk, Fierce Invalids from Hot Climates - Tom Robbins, Selected Stories of Philip K. Dick, The Demolished Man - Alfred Bester, Calvino, Salinger, Roth, Winterson, Lethem, Vonnegut, Amis, Irving, Dahl, Vaclav Havel
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Stranger than Paradise, Mystery Train, Down by Law, Dead Man, Secretary, Blade Runner, Anything by Jiri Trinka
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Favorite Music:
Built to Spill, Mclusky, Broken Social Scene, Minus the Bear, Tom Waits, Noonday Underground, Tipsy, T-Rex
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Favorite TV Shows:
home to go, design on a dime, mr. show, 24, the office, animal planet
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About Me:
I watch way too much HGTV, I don't know what fascinates me so about it...i hate most of the people and their domestic style, there is just something fascinating about how man makes his cave his own... or woman. shit, i'm being sexist. anyway...I like building stuff and making stuff in general. I don't travel enough, want to see more of Europe and Asia. Anywhere really...
I'd like to learn some carpentry someday...Oh, and I'll melt your brains when I "meat" you. bah hah!
Where's the good sushi around here??? Why do people dress up in costumes to grab ass on Halloween? It ruins any shows for the rest of us because we don't want to go down to 6th street!
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Who I Want to Meet:
1. People with personalities and a penchant for the wicked. 2. People who like to shower and smell good. 3. A Ganymedean Slime Mold who can read my mind and advise me
in an honest and loyal direction - but in the meantime,
someone who reads stuff and who enjoys going off on conversational
tangents.
Someone uninhibited without a filter and doesn't offend easily. Someone who won't make me go dancing, but when I'm in the mood will find it amusing to go. Someone with good records is always a plus. Also, if you like to make shit or sew or paint or whatever, i'm always up for that stuff. I am going to be one crafty old lady.
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Turtle. Turtle taught the clever child
grace, resplendence and unerring
accuracy when flinging poo at
cops. She obsessively licks tiny
hallucinogenic frogs that she keeps in a
prized A-Team fannypack made of hot
monkey juice. Jill is famed for her
gossamer singing voice. Her wistful,
angelic cooing of Ice Ice Baby is iconic,
and she can smell Rainbow People
across light-years.Jill's design skill is
mercurial and innovative; She may use
two different paint colors in one room!
Whole interiors are consumed in the
wake of the fury of her insatiable brush!
With the dynamism of a breathtaking
yet menacing shark, she is unstoppable
after eating Meximelts; it arms her fiery
gas attack. Jill slices you with her razor
wit, or saps your will with siren smiles.
Victorious, with a tenacity typical in
horny priests or turtles, Jill picks her
nose as if tearing out that last hard one
will rid the world hippies.
Jill's kung-fu is stronger
sore rectum, but you would find yourself
shitting much more often and lying on
the cold tile under the toilet savoring
the aroma. she is like the magic shell
you pour on to ice cream, only a human.
fucking crossed it! It really pissed me
off but I forgave her because she is
really hot.
New York is boring without you.
Ghaz, the musical super group she founded
when i was but a penniless gigilo peddling my
sweet sweet ass for coin on the streets. But
she brought me to the top of the mountain.
And it was good.
sleeping with my boyfriend the entire
time she lived in NY. I don't blame
him, she is HOT! I fantasize about the
date we never had, hanging out in our
trashy lingerie and talking about
reptiles....
guns, the bombs, the revolution -- has
something to do with a girl named Jill H___K.