eli is a rat bastard who sold me out
for stupid england. one time he licked
my balls. true story. eli's parents
are also my parents, which is wierd
because i have my own parents, which
are not his. I miss my eli. when i
see him i'm going to put my balls on
his shoulder so when he turns his head
my balls are right in his eye. then i
will laugh until i piss myself and have
to wipe it on his face. come home now.
Once sophomore year when I was
bedridden with a thrown out back, Eli
bombed into my room in a towel and
flashed me, all the while informing me
that he had just used Lex's beard
trimmers "down there" and could I tell
him if it looked even. That pretty
much sums him up I think.
Eli, oh Eli.
Although I never did get to take your
virginity, I know that we will always
have WWF Smackdown and late night
tagteam matches over the title belt.
down at the waterfront, Eli used to
persuade his campers to go into area
one with him. and then he would pee
on them, unbeknownst to them. i
remember being appalled by this the
first time i heard it, but now it just
makes me laugh really hard. yay Eli.
Eli is my favorite. Not my favorite guy
in new york; there are hundreds of
others. He's not even my favorite Eli!
He's just my favorite. You ask me: is
he my favorite favorite? my answer:
what the hell are you talking about?
that doesn't make any sense.
year?
me was that you should never stop at a
four way stop; everybody else is
stopped, why should you be?
for stupid england. one time he licked
my balls. true story. eli's parents
are also my parents, which is wierd
because i have my own parents, which
are not his. I miss my eli. when i
see him i'm going to put my balls on
his shoulder so when he turns his head
my balls are right in his eye. then i
will laugh until i piss myself and have
to wipe it on his face. come home now.
bedridden with a thrown out back, Eli
bombed into my room in a towel and
flashed me, all the while informing me
that he had just used Lex's beard
trimmers "down there" and could I tell
him if it looked even. That pretty
much sums him up I think.
Although I never did get to take your
virginity, I know that we will always
have WWF Smackdown and late night
tagteam matches over the title belt.
persuade his campers to go into area
one with him. and then he would pee
on them, unbeknownst to them. i
remember being appalled by this the
first time i heard it, but now it just
makes me laugh really hard. yay Eli.
one day, he just packed up and left
like a thief in the night. WTF?
in new york; there are hundreds of
others. He's not even my favorite Eli!
He's just my favorite. You ask me: is
he my favorite favorite? my answer:
what the hell are you talking about?
that doesn't make any sense.