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"I am a perfect blend of Martha Stewart, Jenna Jameson, and
Steven Hawking with a pinch of Al Pacino."
More about Jill
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Schools (Other):
University of Michigan, UCLA, Groves High School
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Occupation:
Writer/Artist
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Affiliations:
MENSA
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Hobbies and Interests:
My dog Twinkie, my cat Poopus, comedy, cooking, psychoanalyzing friends, twisting one, weekends away, quantum physics, Buddhism, construction, hiking, biking, walking, massive sex, cats, dogs, picnics, writing.
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Favorite Books:
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Me Talk Pretty Someday, Erasure, Flannery O'Connor, Hemingway, Steinbeck
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Favorite Movies:
Windy City Heat, Donnie Darko, Old School, Buffalo 66, Dumb and Dumber, Raising Arizona, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, What About Bob?, Rushmore, Riding Boys in Cars, Forrest Hump, The Sopornos, Juranal Park, etc.
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Favorite Music:
60's Country, anything electronic, KXLU is the soundtrack to my life
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Twinkie and Poopus Show, COPS, that prostitute show on HBO, 6ft under, Punk'd, Chappelle, Conan, SNL, Forensics shows
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About Me:
I am a perfect blend of Martha Stewart, Jenna Jameson, and
Steven Hawking with a pinch of Al Pacino.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Naked men, fellow MENSA members, Zen archers,
amputees, Cancer or Capricorn people, men who can cook,
Buddhists, other girls who are hilarious (like Sarah
Silverman), vampires, other crazy dog people, stand-up
comedians, astrologers, scientists, nerds, potheads,
foreign dignitaries, Monks & Nuns, male Porn Stars,
healers, writers, and clairvoyants. Fellow Farley fans.
People who live in my 'hood.
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incontinent wear your depends. Yeah she's
that good. Don't take my word for it, I'll send
you my dirty underwear. Plus she's a Fox!
with when I see her. She's the type of
beautiful person that gets rolling with
laughter than accidentaly peeing in
your pants from joy.
Lizbeth.I think she likes me :)
underneath a score of breezy trees on a
summer picnic afternoon, began with her
asking me if I had seen the "migdet sex movie
where they play with their poop?" Yes, oh
yes...
i stare at that tiny jar of your fart ...and
im happy again.
hot Parisian Portuguese friend
forever. Now that Manuela's ditched
us to jaunt around the world (last I
heard she's in Chili), Jill and I
decided to get engaged. Since there
won't be room in their apartment when
she gets back, we're all going to buy
a house called Euphoria where we hope
to find enough women to be a brothel.
There, instead of a maid, I'll have
Jill to cook and decorate, and when
she comes home late drunk, I'll fire
up the grill and feed her bites of
marinated chicken as she lies on the
couch telling me stories. Like I
said, Jill is great.
me up with guys she doesn't like.