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"I am an expert on conspiracy theory and I just sent your
email address via an anonymous remailer to the Total
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More about Dan
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Schools (Other):
The street. The alley. The gutter.
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Occupation:
Liar. Assassin. Fixer.
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Affiliations:
At best I am loosely affiliated. My molecules may fly apart at any time.
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Hobbies and Interests:
schadenfreude, Google-stalking, bling, and lots and lots coffee
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Favorite Books:
Roaches ate my brain, Spaulding Grey- Swimming to Jersey, Patriot Act.
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Favorite Movies:
It's all about the hipness. I like to name drop directors. Kevin Smith the early years, Kubric, Wenders, Jeunet, Frears, Kieslowski, Kurosawa, Bergman, Itami, Wiene, Face it I will always have cooler taste than you. If not, I'll change the rules again.
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Favorite Music:
acoustic folk, death metal, trance.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The one they send in to my head for "training" and the ones with coded messages from my employers.
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
I am an expert on conspiracy theory and I just sent your
email address via an anonymous remailer to the Total
Information Awareness people. I use a lot of aluminum foil. I am into trepanning, too much pressure and it has to be relieved. I forged a script for Gleemonex, because I have been depressed ever since Noelle got clean. I wonder if Jenna ever visits her cousin. The Secret Service guys are handy when you need some cuffs at 3 am.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Aging widows, recidivist junkies, liars, motorcycle
mechanics, charlatans and douche bag users. Pious hypocrites, nasty nurses, french kissers, hit and missers. White collar criminals, sucessful mules, monied sybarites and dirty debutantes. You just have to be a little shady. A dark side is a plus, a secret past is a bonus and the ability to beat a polygraph is gold.
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isn't, he is Da Man with No Plan? I
can't remember. I do recall that he is
one cool cat or dog, depending on which
one he prefers. How about dog? Yeah,
he is one cool dog.
(with) the torch of truth stands dear
Dan--pants free. ...random testa...
you're alright. Namely because you
mention trepanation in your profile.
Dinner/hole drilling party at my
house-you down?
people... the ones he wants to meet that
is. no wait, he is those people!!! oh
and dan is great. that is all.
way. imagine a man, a grown man,
rolling in poo, then as runs on to
find a field of sweet tea roses and
then rolls around in that. it's so
bittersweet. you want to get really
close to him, but know the dangers.
you know what else rocks my ass about
dan? how when he busts out into a
laugh of the century, i can see the
fear of god and the baby jesus in his
eyes all at once. oh dan, you're an
inspiration to us all.
beautiful hat you made me. I just wish
you could stop breaking my railing caps.
It irritates the hell out of me.
You always laugh like a hyena ater
telling one of your terrible jokes. Quit it.
The trick is to get it out of him. Dan
is so cool that he helps Matt build
marimba in his 'spare' time and then
travel up the to the bluegrass state to
show them off. Did i mention that they
are some bad ass marimbas? he cooks, he
cleans, he make peace with the
environment. He makes stuff by hand and
he makes music and you don't even have
to put a quarter in his slot!
what more could you ask for?
right above dan's head in his
picture??? hehe...it's funny cuz he
is ;) j/k
maker of eco-friendly machines (hehe
aka bikes). he's the only canadian i
know who doesn't constantly say "eh?"
and actually drinks good beer so i
have nothing but respect for the
fella...
say? Style like no man, sportin
Tigger suits on days that end in y.
He`s a Canuck, but we don`t hold that
against him. He rocks the porch with
his renditions of Judas Priest. No
party is complete without his random
musings...in conclusion...Dan rocks