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"Giddy and glorious."
More about Sophia
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Schools (Other):
College of William and Mary and the University of Bitching and Moaning
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College/University:
College of William and Mary, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
conservation technician, I mean corporate slag
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Affiliations:
Westover organization for Booze and Sex (WOBS)
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Hobbies and Interests:
comic books/graphic novels, art, coffee, literature, boots, loud music, dancing, sock monkeys, lulu, fishnets, dream analysis, food, tea, massage, law and order, black ink, laughing so hard it hurts, coffee, deep sighs, thumbrings, points, banana fish
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Favorite Books:
lolita, watership down, Tess of the D'Ubervilles, Charlottes Web, White Noise, Jude the Obscure, Mill on the Floss, Pnin, argh!!!!! I'm an english major...this could go on forever.
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Favorite Movies:
Mallrats, Mean Girls, June Bug, Thumbsucker, American Beauty, Billy Eliot, The Shining, The Big Sleep, Charade, Wait Until Dark, Secretary, Donnie Darko, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Rushmore, Shaun of the Dead, Brokeback Mountain, Lolita (w/ Jeremy Irons), Mr and Mrs Smith, Moulin Rogue
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Favorite Music:
sleater kinney, rancid, le tige, angry women with guitars in general, hole, sex pistols, clash, nuetral milk hotel, bush, Dave Mthews Band, green day, chuck barry, super cat, damnit I can't list everything!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sopranos, Scrubs, Law and Order
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
Giddy and glorious.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Lindsay Lohan.
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Better than the rest.
And I don't care what you suckas say
I got the bigger breast.
Just one bigger boob, that's me, rapstar sistar Julia!
i miss you, westover partner in crime
And I would know, because I do
physics. Once, Sophia and I toasted
roast beef sandwiches like they were
drinks. Is that gross? Sometimes, when
we lived together in college, she was
getting naked. Well, all the time when
we lived together in college she was
getting naked. But at least a few of
those times it was so some other girl
could paint her. That's cool right? Only
if you are hot, and she is. Sophia is the
most like a cartoon character that you
can be and still have blood and skin.
She also has really interesting dreams
that are like windows into her soul. It is
precious, in the non-patronizing use of
the word. Sophia wears her heart on
her sleeve... now that is gross. But that
is why we love her. Once, I was eatting
breakfast with Sophia and she had grits
in her ear. So I said, "hey, you have
grits in your ear!" And she said "yeah I
know." That is because Sophia is also a
grits wrestler. And also, I am i
friend an alcoholic, foot-in-the-mouth
bitch could ever hope to have in the
entirety of her mean, horrible and
sodden existence. Hence:
I should become a monk
For I am awful when I'm drunk
Hanging is to good for me
I should be tossed into the sea
And eaten there by hungry whales
Or slowly dissolved by acidic snails
But if you still love me, I, who wallow
In my shame, I will swallow
All my pride, and say to you
"It's none of my damn business what you
do."
the SMINGLISH. Judge is going to
kill us all.
AGAIN today.
was wearing a green shirt and
everything. This bodes well for the
future for Surely, surely, ye olde
milk stout beer gods of Japan have had
a hand in this the fostering of our
eventually legendary friendship!
Drink up! Smeak Sminglish!
get my boyfriend to smile at me in the
mornings like she does and call me
cute little things like she does and
try to murder me in my sleep like she
does. He thinks it's a little creepy.
I think everyone should want to be a
little like Sophia.