I've known Dennis for almost 11 or 12
years now. For some reason I would
think I didnt know him for a long
time, since I met him in 5th grade
(long I always thought was like
knowing someone in 1st grade) but I
realize we are getting old damnit.
Anyway Since i've known this bastard,
he's always been the biggest perv,
demented and crude. Yet so quiet, yet
still forwardly disturbing and rude.
One of the best moments was when he
called the teacher a "stupid bitch"..
I think he threw in a "fat" too. She
was all of the above, but the funny
thing is how he said it so loud, and
uncaring, yet it went by kinda
unoticed, because it was something you
just dont expect to hear. I can assure
you I heard and most likely the
teacher heard. He wanted to go to the
bathroom, and she wouldnt let him.
Another great time was when dennis out
of the blue man handeled this kid who
was commenting about his mother. He
grabbed his hair and smacked his head
on the table in the chess room. I
still can remember it in slow motion,
as he impusly, yet nonchalantly drove
the poor bastards head into the
table. THen he just walked away.
His key phrases in highschool:
"you faggot"
"fuq u!"
Dennis, to sum him up, vulgar to many,
desired by more, loathed by a few, yet
stalked by a bit more.
hello nephie this is your auntie
speaking. typing i mean. dennis's
horrible sense of direction,
intelligence, sensitivity, and yupgi-
ness come from our side of the family.
i donno where he got his artsy
talents, good taste, and smooth
operator skillz. n.e.wayz if you're a
girl who can treat dennis at least
half as well as he will treat you,
that means you're a super sweet person
and you should get to know him.
Dennis knows his FOOD! hahaha. he's my
gourmet, fine food buddy. we go hit up
sweet ass restaurants in LA and indulge
ourselves. I can't belive ur not going
to be in claremont anymore!! but u
betta come visit me. oops sorry taht
wasn't a testimonial. lemme get back on
track. Dennis is a real sweetie and
COME VISIT! hehe *muah
Dennis! I am so hurt. How come
everytime you take me out Mcky D's is
all I get? And think of all the things
that I do for you! I'm so hurt. We
can't continue doing this. Sorry. I
know it'll be hard, but don't cry too
hard.
i was held against my will and forced
to write this testimonial. besides
his malicious attempt to harm me,
dennis is usually a well-tempered
guy. he has great culinary taste and
creates beautiful pieces of pottery
with his bare hands! i am not good
enough to go out to dinner with him,
but ladies.. if you ask him to take
you to an expensive dinner, HE WILL!
Dennis...Stop it....you know I can't
resist it when you strike that sexy
pose...with your arms nonchalantly
draped behind your head....sculpted
biceps reflecting light from your
olive oil complexion........ that coy
smile saying nothing but communicating
volumes....... oh shit!, i forgot,
this is for everyone to see huh. Damn
it. I can't help myself sometimes.
Sorry Dennis, I'll make it up to you
tonite.
demented jerk of a korean. He has
supple nipples.
years now. For some reason I would
think I didnt know him for a long
time, since I met him in 5th grade
(long I always thought was like
knowing someone in 1st grade) but I
realize we are getting old damnit.
Anyway Since i've known this bastard,
he's always been the biggest perv,
demented and crude. Yet so quiet, yet
still forwardly disturbing and rude.
One of the best moments was when he
called the teacher a "stupid bitch"..
I think he threw in a "fat" too. She
was all of the above, but the funny
thing is how he said it so loud, and
uncaring, yet it went by kinda
unoticed, because it was something you
just dont expect to hear. I can assure
you I heard and most likely the
teacher heard. He wanted to go to the
bathroom, and she wouldnt let him.
Another great time was when dennis out
of the blue man handeled this kid who
was commenting about his mother. He
grabbed his hair and smacked his head
on the table in the chess room. I
still can remember it in slow motion,
as he impusly, yet nonchalantly drove
the poor bastards head into the
table. THen he just walked away.
His key phrases in highschool:
"you faggot"
"fuq u!"
Dennis, to sum him up, vulgar to many,
desired by more, loathed by a few, yet
stalked by a bit more.
speaking. typing i mean. dennis's
horrible sense of direction,
intelligence, sensitivity, and yupgi-
ness come from our side of the family.
i donno where he got his artsy
talents, good taste, and smooth
operator skillz. n.e.wayz if you're a
girl who can treat dennis at least
half as well as he will treat you,
that means you're a super sweet person
and you should get to know him.
gourmet, fine food buddy. we go hit up
sweet ass restaurants in LA and indulge
ourselves. I can't belive ur not going
to be in claremont anymore!! but u
betta come visit me. oops sorry taht
wasn't a testimonial. lemme get back on
track. Dennis is a real sweetie and
COME VISIT! hehe *muah
everytime you take me out Mcky D's is
all I get? And think of all the things
that I do for you! I'm so hurt. We
can't continue doing this. Sorry. I
know it'll be hard, but don't cry too
hard.
to write this testimonial. besides
his malicious attempt to harm me,
dennis is usually a well-tempered
guy. he has great culinary taste and
creates beautiful pieces of pottery
with his bare hands! i am not good
enough to go out to dinner with him,
but ladies.. if you ask him to take
you to an expensive dinner, HE WILL!
resist it when you strike that sexy
pose...with your arms nonchalantly
draped behind your head....sculpted
biceps reflecting light from your
olive oil complexion........ that coy
smile saying nothing but communicating
volumes....... oh shit!, i forgot,
this is for everyone to see huh. Damn
it. I can't help myself sometimes.
Sorry Dennis, I'll make it up to you
tonite.