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      • Molly
      • Posted
      • She is everything I want to be and
        simultaneously the coolness I could never
        achieve. Two years do not a difference make.
        How I wish Detroit were in Florida. Well...maybe
        next year.
      • Freeman
      • Posted
      • Oh, Annie. This testimonial is far
        past due. Forgive me. Sometimes you
        make me feel all strung-out on luck and
        wonder, but in the senescence of those
        moments, when I silently collapse like
        a Russian doll, my scarious, reckless
        layers tumbling upon each other in the
        foolish luxury of social hermitage
        which I afford myself, I'll meditate on
        all of it. Then...suddenly...I'll
        emerge from the ether all clean and
        sparkling like a wet hippo. You're the
        only person who has made me feel like a
        wet hippo. Take that as you will.
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • Annie went to bat for me once when she
        didn't have to. Whether she wanted to or
        not, she made a loyal friend out me that
        day.
      • Marcie
      • Posted
      • annie told me that when she met me,
        she didn't like me. then she put a
        picture of me in a bikini on her
        website. then she made me do a
        dangerous stunt in a play (kissing a
        skinny boy who was supposed to dip me)
        and told me that she would put some
        blankets on the floor so that if he
        dropped me and i hit the floor i would
        bounce. and somehow, almost ten years
        and thousands of miles later, we're
        still good friends. and that's an
        amazing testimonial to the amazing
        lifeforce that is the one, the only
        annie.
      • Bill
      • Posted
      • Annie is one of those girls you'll
        meet, instantly become one of your best
        friends, fall in love with, and then
        get spurned by... or maybe that's me.
        Here's to you kid! She's got a
        fantastic voice, plays a mean guitar,
        drinks, smokes, and curses, and can
        make you laugh for hours. She did move
        to Michigan though and I'll never
        forgive that.
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • Okay, so. I really only know her
        through reading her online journal and
        the stories and impressions I've been
        given from everybody else, but that in
        itself makes me feel as if Annie rules
        something fierce. And you have to
        *really* rule something fierce to make
        someone think you do without them even
        really knowing you.
      • Greg
      • Posted
      • One of The few woman that didn't Fuck me
        over in the last 6 months. took her to a hick
        bar out in the sticks and like a true hillbilly
        she ordered the Jacks in pairs.
      • Meghan
      • Posted
      • Annie is my evil twin. Or maybe, just
        maybe, I'm hers.
      • Nate
      • Posted
      • Annie rules. Not in a really cool kind
        of way, not even in a 'i want to get
        to know you' kind of way, and she is
        hands down the worst gunfighter i have
        ever met. Other than that though, she
        definitely rules. Sometimes... And on
        my profile, when she left her
        testimonial, im still unsure whether
        she was talking about the cat or me...
        Its all very confusing, but thats why
        i have my own special Annie decoder
        box. It bears a faint resemblance to
        the Enigma machine, only not at all
        like that...Which is probably why i
        cant decipher it. Whatever. Annie
        still rules... and shes hot...Trust
        me... ... ...

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