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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Dec 2003
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Hometown:
Milwaukee, WI
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Beer Can's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4327218
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Occupation:
Holding beer...err...bingo parlor mc!
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What I enjoy doing:
high fives, shit talking, holding beer, beer, beer drinking
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Favorite Books:
I'd rather sit next to you while you watch tv and/or smoke.
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About Me:
Well, I'm a beer ca... I think the friendster gestapo is
watching so...what I really mean is that I'm an investment
banker for a really large firm in Chicago. I don't hold
the stuff that makes other people appear more attractive to
you cuz I design...ummm...remote controlled speedboats in
my spare time. I like to offer you help with love,
relationships, or personal finances because I'm not really
a beer can. If you have a question and need advice, I'm
sure I have an answer that involves beer and hot dogs and
rubber gloves and mayonaise and adult diapers and a jar of
pickles. See that, Friendster? I'm not an inanimate
object otherwise I couldn't type all of this.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The person who suspended EmptyBeerCan's profile so I can
persuade them with my wheat-y innards of goodness and
re-friendsterize EBC. EBC was such a great
can...err...guy. Nice people who like cool stuff. If you
would like to be(er) my friend...first name
= "Beer Can" and last name = "Nelson". Oh, and fuck
Budweiser! That guy is an asshole.
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hasn't already been said? Who was there
when my house was foreclosed and the
sheriff gave me an early yard sale?
Beer Can was. Who was there when my
girlfriend left me for that hair
stylist at the funeral home? Beer Can
was. Who was there for me when I was
lost in the Gobi for two weeks? I am
pretty sure Beer Can was, but he tasted
a lot like sand.
True friend of man
The vessel of beer
I love when you're near
And bottle's cost more
So you I adore
Drinking at bars
But never in cars.
you in favor of your rival Beer Bottle,
but chin up, little soldier. I really
do appreciate what you do for me.
Remember what they say: it's what's
inside that counts!
inevitable party Byramid. 'Cause when
YOU fall down, you don't rain death-
glass down upon all the drunken fools
passed out all around you! YAY!
right now! Yes, even as I type this
message I am in one my fair cities
most esteemed institutes of sobriety
and recovery. But as you know Beer
Can, it's mostly your cousins fault.
Yep...Coke Baggie. Wup her ass for me
if you see her, that white bitch
nearly put me 6 feet under. I miss
the simple days way back when you were
enough to ease my pain Beer Can...I'm
coming home.
High school dramma...when I punched
that cop...you where there helping me
all the way...damn it, I love you beer!