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"I was once described as "That son of a bitch that lives in the basement", my father has a weird sense of humor I guess/hope."
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Ryan? Ron can actually grow facial hair.
Yep. True story.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.
Ya murio la cucaracha,
Ya la llevan a enterrar,
Entre cuatro zopilotes
Y un raton de sacristan....
he writes about me wanting him, might make
it actually true. So, I'm finally just going to tell
him what he needs to hear (read). Ryan, I
want you. I want you so badly that at night,
when I kick the other guy out of bed, I can't go
to bed until I write another testimonial to you.
And for this, I despise you. The wrinkles from
lack of sleep are ruining my game here and I'd
like it if you finally acknowledged the true
powers that I possess. Let me be with you
Ryan. Pretty please with a pickle on top. Just
succomb to my urges, fly out here and prove
that you have a large a penis. I'm sick of
hearing about it and never seeing it. I have
great breasts.
was copywriter. A really good one. So good
in fact that the king of all advertising agencies
came down from his mountain & took him to
his magic castle of advertising genius...and he
was never seen again.
hee, hee, hee...
he begs me for cyber sex. He's like one of
those nerdy pus-pimpled dorks who sit by
their machines stroking it and loving it,
waiting for a messenger pop-up window from
someone in Bangladesh, to prove to himself
that he has self-worth. It's so hard to reject
boys like you Ryan, simply because at times,
you're so sad (and by sad, I mean pathetic),
like a little puppy I fawn over in the street. I
know you like to think that I want you baby,
but the truth is, that I just don't date guys who
don't have the patience to ever let their
mustache grow in fully...I'm sorry. I hereby
acknowledge my forced resignation from the
Ryan Kutscher hater fan club and will see you
on the flip side. There will never be another
choony like you!