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Occupation:
Freelance hack
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Affiliations:
www.thismodernworld.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rock and/or Roll, avoiding the red states with a vengeance, being the straw that stirs the drink...
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Favorite Books:
Lawrence Block, Noam Chomsky, Joseph Mitchell, Chris Ware, Nathanael West, Saul Bellow, Michael Moore, Lester Bangs, Howard Zinn, Nick Hornby, Legs McNeil, Al Franken, Raymond Chandler, Martin Amis, history books about NYC
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Favorite Movies:
Do the Right Thing, On the Waterfront, Touch of Evil, Dr. Strangelove, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Angels With Dirty Faces, Fahrenheit 9/11, Star Wars, Haiku Tunnel, Chinatown, My Life as a Dog, Double Indemnity, Crimes & Misdemeanors, A Hard Day's Night, A Shot In the Dark
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Favorite Music:
Kinks, Beatles, Stereolab, Grandaddy, Bruce Springsteen, Yo La Tengo, Sparklehorse, Hives, Devo, Minutemen, Blur, Strokes, Bob Dylan, Stax/Motown/classic soul & funk, Beach Boys, Nuggets/garage bands, Super Furry Animals, Duran Duran, Verve, Beachwood Sparks, Cat Power, Funkadelic, Ramones, Clash, Stooges, Beastie Boys, Von Bondies, Wilco, Flaming Lips
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, The Office, Homicide, Cheap Seats, Family Guy, Keen Eddie, Rescue Me, That 70s Show, Young Ones, Monk, Jackass, History Channel, Awful Truth, NYPD Blue, Knicks/Yankees games, Columbo, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fawlty Towers
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Who I Want to Meet:
Non-Republicans. If the only bush you're into is a euphemism for a nice lady part, then we'll be pals. If you think putting Reagan on the dime is a good idea, we'd probably constantly quarrel.
Also, anyone who can explain what an "activity partner" is.
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say, isn't there a b.b. in your eye?
you stole the love of my life Kandy
away from me. Granted, you saw her
first, and impregnated her first, but
if I'd had the chance...Oh well, I
guess I can see what she sees in
you...you're tall, dark, handsome,
witty, and hey, will you marry me?
him even cooler is that him and kandy
have the CUTEST little gal in the
world! crispin was one of the first
ppl i met online and i'm glad we've
kept in touch. even if it is thru this
silly thing or by reading his or his
wife's blog.
btw, he's in the middle of writing a
book that i've been told i'm
in.....hmmmmm...........
meeting I felt like I'd finally found my
Wonder Twin. Several years later it
still seems true. One weekend we drove
to West Virginia to buy powerball
tickets so we could finally buy those
matching Harleys & guitar-shaped
swimming pools that we'd often
fantasized about. I'm assuming that that
powerball check is still in the mail.
And, yes, the copier that we bought for
our publishing empire still sits
untouched in my living room.
solve a problem like Crispin? You
can't tie an iron to his leg and sink
him in the river. You can't stuff him
into the trunk of your Pinto. You
can't donate him to Salvation Army.
And you certainly can't wipe him under
the table. So what can you do with
Crispin? Well, if you're me, then you
marry him and have his baby. And you
spank him on his sweet ass and call
him Sassy.
human being who adds richness to the
lives of everyone he touches. Befriend
him now, and maybe you can ride his
coat tails as he climbs to the top of
the literary elite. He also has a
darling daughter and an attractive
wife with the most amazing ass. He's
one lucky S.O.B. and I'm proud to call
him my friend.