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"giggity giggity.... AIM: xleaverx.. boo yeah....www.myspace.com/throwingshrapnel"
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Occupation:
teacher
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, art, poetry, vegetarianism, ishmael, straightfukinedge, real metal
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Favorite Books:
anything by daniel quinn, anything crimethinc
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Favorite Movies:
buffalo 66, the ring, novocaine, dazed and confused, teenage mutant ninja turtles, brotherhood of the wolf, 13, blow, sleepy hollow
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Favorite Music:
undying, catharsis, breed/extinction, ed gein, hamartia, the number 12 looks like you, through the eyes of the dead, deadwater drowning, the hostage heart, zao, cast from eden, wings of scarlet, type o negative, godspeed you black emperor, it dies today, nientara, arkangel, misery signals, seven angels seven plagues, our final chapter, from a second story window, throwing shrapnel
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, family guy, sex and the city, king of queens, roseanne, frasier
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About Me:
giggity giggity.... AIM: xleaverx.. boo yeah....www.myspace.com/throwingshrapnel
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who doesnt suck
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obscure and highly esoteric study
of Kung-fu known as "Nuachtanai
Meisciuil." This is a difficult school
of study of which he has been a
devoted student since at least the
7th grade. I was once a practitioner
with him until he defeated me in a
snarfing contest in which he
successfully passed a full chicken
breast. I tried to beat him by
snarfing a peach pit, but it had to be
surgically removed from my
sinuses.
I now am a teacher in the school
of "al'Muhdmiin al'Naheeb." And will
soon enough meet off against dave
in a battle of guile, wit, cleverness
and extreme violence - only five
dollars for admittance.
Dave rocks I became friends with him
after I unclipped his chair and made him
fall while he was peacefully reading.
used to describe how absolutely great
dave is as a person... unfortunately
these two words are "donkey
and "monkey. This makes this
testimonial rather hard to write... so I'm
going to stop writing it...right......now.
*Roll*!!!
likes to blow shit up and he was
almost just as scared as I was when we
went to see Texas Chainsaw massacre,
hell yea!
DEAAAAAAAAD!
smokeweeddropacidgetlaid....
the rhythmic backbone to our blastation.
when you see those jammy-pants flying
when dave is whippin up some double
bass, you know its going down. TBT will
destroy soon, and maybe if the stars
align themselves properly, OBK will rise
from the depths like a phoenix in
flight. dave is hot like toast
reminds me of my vibrator!
This kid and i used to have a contest
to see who could look most like the
Jesus, mainly involving us growing our
hair out and posing in the crucifix
during lunch period. Well he won out,
and as the loser, i was forced to
remove my hair. Shall we recall some
good times, Dave? Well too bad. There
used to be this game we'd play, where
we'd tap out the drumline to some
Zeppelin song and guess which one it
was. Ah good ol' days. How about
dodging the upperclassmen while we
trick-or-treated your neighborhood,
and they were having their egg fights?
Classy times. I wonder if he still has
that incriminating tape of me singing
D'yer Maker, or was it some other
song...
Long hair, pajama pants, "keepin' it
real", and those mad drum skillz->
those are cool, but they don't do me
much good if we never chill. Quit
touchin' your simpsons figures and get
3 Broken Babies to play a show already!
Actually, fuck that- bring back Grant
and Dlugo and have an OBK reunion!!!!
OBK RULEZ!!!!!!!!