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"My door mat reads, kilmata. I'm in a relationship with a control freak! She monitors my progress. I like it. I shrunk..."
More about Chris
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More About Chris
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Occupation:
comedian
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Hobbies and Interests:
skateboarding, weight lifting, editing, writing, smack talking, staying up late, waking up early-I'm just interested in it, karate movies
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Favorite Books:
The Giving Tree, The Theif of Always, Don't Make Me Smile, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Moby Dick
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Favorite Movies:
Bottle Rocket, Goodfellas, Casino, Fight Club, Dracula, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Predator, Say Anything, The Man Who Knew Too Little
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Favorite Music:
White Stripes, Assorted Jellybeans, Vandals, Blink 182, Green day, XTC, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Darling Buds, Billy Joel
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything on the History Channel or Discovery Science, Curb You Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Tough Crowd, Sopranos
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About Me:
My door mat reads, kilmata. I'm in a relationship with a control freak! She monitors my progress. I like it. I shrunk her sweater in the dryer, she said it was okay, but I knew it wasn't. I sit alone all day and cry. She knows that, too.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Her name has to be Laurie. I mean that's a must. Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, perfect.
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
and he has nice teeth. Plus, he
loves his boy a whole lot. Ummmm
oh yeah if he has 3 or more drinks
his lips get numb; "Dude my lips
are numb(vomit), who pooped in my
pants." Yeah that guy is such a cut
up. Chris how often do you check
this website, damn your bored. I
heard you live in New York, when
did that happen?
trophy. technically, i don't think i
owe him shit. i call rematch. double
or nothing. you and your whore
girlfriend against me and whoever. i'll
even let you pick my partner. and i
promise not to pull any white man can't
jump shit on you. okay, i can't promise
that. next time i'm in nyc, you're
going down.
because we are friends there is a whole
lot of mexican going on in my life :)
he's an easy lay. Yeah, funny guy too