More About Kristen
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Schools (Other):
Father Ryan High School in Nashville, TN; University of Wisconisn
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Occupation:
Animal Rights Activist
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Affiliations:
Puppies!
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Hobbies and Interests:
www.kristenherman.com
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Favorite Books:
Fast Food Nation, Harry Potters (especially the forth and fifth), anything by Roald Dahl, the Brontes or David Sedaris, Crime and Punishment
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Favorite Movies:
Babe, Babe Pig in the City, Willy Wonka, Bad News Bears, Ma Vie En Rose, All About Eve, Toy Story 1 and 2, Iron Giant, IT, Heavenly Creatures, Brother's Keeper
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Favorite Music:
Puppies
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About Me:
I'm a little bit country.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Puppies
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Testimonials and Comments for Kristen
this sounds, I mean it in a completely
platonic way: thanks for the best night
I've had in a long time (baby). Give us a
ring sometime.
thing Kristen loves more than those
nasty, filthy animals she brings into
her home is America. God bless you,
citizen!
looks, good talent, good smile... so
what does she need testimonials
for?
a slut. strike that, reverse it. the only
time i may display any sort of "loose"
behavior is when faced with
someone in a white jumpsuit. this is
a fact. then i lose all control and
cannot be blamed for obvious
reasons.
head, I look like a Vargas pin up girl, I'm
really cool, I have a smart, twisted sense of
humor! Whatever Kristen!!!!! Maybe we
should stop this silly argument in light of
what's happening in Tahitti.... I mean Haiti
and go to the Korean spa and spend the day
naked together. What? Too forward? Love
this girl.
furthermore, when i inevitably take that flying
leap off the wagon, i have a secret hope it
will be kristen who will pick me up, bruised
and battered at the bottom of the hill, and
walk me over the roost for just one lil drinky-
wink.
years back when I still lived in 'Scon.
Actually, that's a lie--saw her briefly in
'98 or '99. What I remember: cool,
funny chick. Redhead? Definitely.
Freckles? Don't recall. Animal rights
activist? Sure, whatever. Do I stand
behind this testimonial? 100
percent.
top-secret mission know as
"op butterfly"
plus she gives me her extra hair
products.
at a Fugazi show and then b) asked
Ian Mackaye for her bra back
afterward. This anecdote sums up
the Kristen Herman I know. Or knew,
since I haven't heard from her in like
10 years, but then all of the sudden
out of the blue it's all like "Hey, Joe,
let's be friendsters! It'll be cool!"
That's me. Nice Joe, everybody's
friendster. I feel so cheap. Oh, she
majored in French.