Leah makes the BEST vegan brownies
that you will ever have, or wish you'd
had. I will forever be in her debt for the
delicious cake she baked me from
scratch, adorned with roses and snuck
into my apartment for my birthday. Leah
is also a master hair cutter and a far
better tuber than she gives herself credit
for (I mean that she tubes well, though
I'm sure that for all her loveliness she
could do a spot on impression of a
potato if she so desired.) Additionally the
picture of her dressed as Luigi makes
me snort with laughter.
Leah and I worked together this
summer, and we were
embarrassing loud ridiculous little
girls together and people wanted to
hang out with us because we were
the unusual cool hip kids. But more
importantly, it is because of Leah
that I know the truth about rich
people. Because didn't you know?
Rich people are OBSESSED with
UNICORNS.
I like Leah because she is comprised of all
those fun words that you can't normally say
in a sentence such as spunk! pizzazz! zing!
and supawhoaeegads! that last one isn't "a
word" yet but it will be. Just you wait
Leah...just you wait...
when i met leah i knew immediately that she
was way way hot and way way fun and that i
needed to know her. she can commiserate
with me about being a little mini person and
she's always wearing amazing clothing that
puts everyone to shame. leah is fantastic
and beautiful and when she does her funny
walk it makes me want to die laughing.
wanna make out?
just kidding. leah's the most fashionable
thrift store shopper I know. She knows how
to chear me up when I'm sad. She writes
backwards sometimes. she's just a lovely
little girl who invades my life, but in a good
way. her picture's weird though. whats with
the sun? yeah, so leah's cool. that's what i'm
trying to say. and boys love her. everywhere
she goes. she doesn't see it, but its because
she's blind. she should wear better glasses.
that you will ever have, or wish you'd
had. I will forever be in her debt for the
delicious cake she baked me from
scratch, adorned with roses and snuck
into my apartment for my birthday. Leah
is also a master hair cutter and a far
better tuber than she gives herself credit
for (I mean that she tubes well, though
I'm sure that for all her loveliness she
could do a spot on impression of a
potato if she so desired.) Additionally the
picture of her dressed as Luigi makes
me snort with laughter.
summer, and we were
embarrassing loud ridiculous little
girls together and people wanted to
hang out with us because we were
the unusual cool hip kids. But more
importantly, it is because of Leah
that I know the truth about rich
people. Because didn't you know?
Rich people are OBSESSED with
UNICORNS.
those fun words that you can't normally say
in a sentence such as spunk! pizzazz! zing!
and supawhoaeegads! that last one isn't "a
word" yet but it will be. Just you wait
Leah...just you wait...
sense of humor.
she also smells horribly bad.
was way way hot and way way fun and that i
needed to know her. she can commiserate
with me about being a little mini person and
she's always wearing amazing clothing that
puts everyone to shame. leah is fantastic
and beautiful and when she does her funny
walk it makes me want to die laughing.
wanna make out?
thrift store shopper I know. She knows how
to chear me up when I'm sad. She writes
backwards sometimes. she's just a lovely
little girl who invades my life, but in a good
way. her picture's weird though. whats with
the sun? yeah, so leah's cool. that's what i'm
trying to say. and boys love her. everywhere
she goes. she doesn't see it, but its because
she's blind. she should wear better glasses.