Michael Wallen

      "I see dead people."

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      • Kimberly
      • Posted
      • Michael is the coolest cat I know and he
        loves his tartar sauce with his fish & chips!
        RRRRRR...the pirate is here!
      • Ali
      • Posted
      • "Moogie" was my first boyfriend. It was
        in the 6th grade, and what a magical
        year it was. We passed notes, shared
        lunches, studied for tests, and made
        sweet love. We were young and free.
        After gave me herpes, I had to end the
        relationship. You can imagine how hard
        this was on an eleven year old girl. My
        memories of Moogie will always stick
        out in my mind, and the herpes will
        always stick out in my crotch.
      • Maria
      • Posted
      • Mike is a great guy and anyone who is
        lucky enough to be around him can learn
        just about anything. I asked Mike one
        day how he got into such great shape
        and this is what he said..."I was
        driving home one day and found a gym
        called RESULTS ... and that is what it
        does for you, it gets you results. Low
        weights, high reps, isolating the
        muscles, and working the abs. Hi my
        name is Mike and thank you RESULTS for
        getting me where I want to be!"
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • A great poet of the 20th century once wrote
        about Mike: "Billy! Billy, don't you lose my
        number. Cos you're not anywhere that I can
        find you!" That poets name was Phil Collins
        and why he refered to Mike as "Billy" is still
        troublesome to me. But not as troublesome
        as the fact that Mike didn't lose your number
        Phil...I stole it. And that's me who keeps
        calling and saying Su-su-sudio and then
        hanging up. The title of this testomonial is
        Jealousy (the "4 My Biz-nitches" Remix)
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • Hey Mike I like your shoes... why
        don't you take off you pants?
      • Ryan
      • Posted
      • Mike is extremely cuddly, like a little bear - but only hairier. Despite this, he is still afraid to grow a mustache even though it is quite obviously his destiny. Mike never says anything bad about you to your face, but the second he starts speaking to your crotch - run and don't stop. Watch your back though, because Mike is fond of unsolicited piggy-back rides and you will be the mother Koala in his Australia outback, if you know what I mean...and I think you do (wink-wink). Oh yeah, he also has a habit of calling people "Chief" and "Slugger"...
      • Jill
      • Posted
      • One time the door opened and Mike's
        roommate came in leading a troupe of
        the biggest fucking nerds. Each
        deformity was represented; each was a
        day's worth of ridiculing and rippage.
        Mike and I looked at each other, biting
        our tongues trying not to laugh and
        holding back a deluge of hilarious
        comments. Mike looked to the ceiling
        and implored "Is this some sort of
        test? I don't know where to start!"

        I mean, c'mon. There was an albino guy
        with a lazy eye, for Chrissake.
      • Ac
      • Posted
      • Mike, what an easy going guy. Let him
        rock his ERASURE album, don his vinyl
        suit, whip out a glow stick, and he's
        good to go!
      • Ibby
      • Posted
      • I learned to crawl.. then to walk..
        then to run.. to pimp... to booze.. to
        stumble..and fall.. but before all of
        that, I ate cheez logz with mikey..
        when we play.. i feel like I'm 12..
        when he's away.. i feel blue..

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