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      "I tried to erase my friendster profile and months later it regernerated itself. Fate has brought me back to this place, we..."

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      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • you know that was not very nice. i am
        starting to think you are so mean to me
        because you secretly love me. no, not
        really, i know you hate my guts. and i hate
        yours too, jackass.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Robert was my date to my senior
        homecoming dance. the dance really
        sucked but at least i had the dreamiest
        date there. everyone was jealous.
      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • Robert and I once had a freestyle jumping
        contest during work. I think I probably beat
        him, then he probably beat me up.
        Robert is good people, he lets me leave
        Ted and Wally's early when I am hungover
        on Saturdays. In fact that is where I am
        supposed to be right now. Thanks again
        Robert.
      • Kenshiro
      • Posted
      • Robert is a loner like me, but unlike
        me, he may pop your head off
        accidentaly during an inocent bout of
        roughhousing. Where as I send only
        those who know of their crimes
        straight to HELL!!!
      • Dana
      • Posted
      • I can't fucking wait to get to know Robert.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • I am Robert's only friend.
      • Mandy
      • Posted
      • I have had many fond memrioes with
        Robert... watching 3 seasons of X-Files
        on DVD, him coaching me on Tony Hawk
        Pro Skater, crazy house parties with
        really loud bands and really loud drunk
        kids, and that one night I learned how
        to play quarters with two jugs of Carlo
        Rosi wine. I think my favorite though,
        is when he gave me one of my favorite
        books as a present (On the Road).
        He can be one of the funnest soda jerks
        in town to hang out with, or just a
        sincerely sweet guy...
      • Tony
      • Posted
      • I busted my head on your shoulder!
        Your shoulder didn't even mind! My
        head minded a great deal! That shit
        got all busted up! There's a hole
        there now! But your shoulder a dent
        did not even retain! Damn! It
        reminds one of the time...One! It
        reminds one of the time...Peace!
        (Robert is the king of the kingdom of
        the lord our god.)
      • Nate
      • Posted
      • unlike everyone else in the world,
        robert works best when he is at his
        worst. remember the time we pounded
        that bottle of robotussin, robert? you
        bet your ass you do. anyways, i cried
        and robert held me. i barely knew
        him. he assured me i wasn't going to
        die even though i now realize that he
        was worried about dying himself.

        he never talked me out of doing
        anything and for that he will always be
        a true friend.

        enabler.
      • Kikkoman
      • Posted
      • robert will destroy foreign sauces! fight! robert
        is the shining glory of omaha nebraska! fight!
        omaha teems with foreign sauces! fight!
        destroy all bar-b-que sauce!

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