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"Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Gun Shop Owner: Silencer.
Homer: Mmm-hmm.
Gun Shop Owner: Loudener.
Homer: [Makes a drooling noise]
Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... yet. Just give me my gun!
Gun Shop Owner: [wrestles gun away from Homer] Sorry pal. The law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to do a background check.
Homer: Five days?! But I'm mad now! I'd kill you if I had my gun!
Gun Shop Owner: [dismissively] Yeah, well, ya don't."

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"Monica: Aliright I'll be right back
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom
Chandler: You cant leave me alone with her
Monica: Why?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation I'm not comfortable with!
Monica: Wht kind of social situation are you comforatble with?!"