How can I describe Ashley Will? There
is only one way: I must tell you a story
that will explain everything. This is
the story of the coconut samurai. Long,
long, ago in Japan a samurai was born.
His name has long since been forgotten,
but his deeds remain. When he was 3
years old, he picked up and entire
horse. His samurai teachers took notice
of his strength, and some were afraid of
him, but others decided it would be of
great use to the world if they could
only train the samurai to be a loyal
samurai. So for the next 22 years, the
teachers taught the talented samurai the
ways of all things in the world. One
lesson involved slicing coconuts with a
sword. The exercise was to throw 10
coconuts in the air all in a vertical
line and slice the entire line of them
in half with one movement of the sword.
The samurai practiced and practiced
the exercise in preparation for the
ceremony in which it would be decided if
he was good enough to serve as a samurai
and protect the world. In this ceremony
he was to be judged by his superiors on
his skill. One little oversight or
mistake would mean that he would have to
spend another 10 years training before
he was allowed to join the ranks of the
samurai. On the day of the ceremony, he
was very nervous. He took his 10
coconuts and his sword and waited in
line for his turn to prove himself.
While he was waiting in line another
samurai-to-be who was jealous of his
powers craftily stole one of the 10
coconuts in an attempt to sabotage the
samurai's ability to become a true
samurai. When the samurai's turn to
demonstrate his skill came, he reached
stepped out in front of his superiors to
be judged. With a series of 9 deft
movements the samurai threw all of the
coconuts into the air in a perfect line.
When he reached down again to get the
tenth coconut (which had been stolen) he
instead grabbed the earth, and, with his
immense strength, threw it into the air.
With one felled swoop the samurai
sliced the nine coconuts and the entire
world in half. Anyway, Ashley is
awesome and probably could cut the world
in half if she were a samurai.
ashley fuckin will...what can i say.
she is fabulous. it's the small things
that make this girl great. on her skype
program on her computer, instead of
ringing and other sounds, Charles
Wentworth says "disease" and something
else i cant remember. but its great!
it makes me laugh every time. I also
love ashley because she likes
skimboarding. she doesnt love it as
much as me but no one can love it as
much as i do. i also love ashley's
megaphone. it is one of the most
wonderful things i have ever laid eyes
upon. i want to steal it so i can have
a cool fire engine red megaphone. you
should be friends with ashley because
then you can play with her megaphone.
Ashley told me to write her a
testimonial, and i was only too happy to
oblige. Ashley is one of those people
that you can't dislike. She's too high
on antioxidants most of the time.
ashley likes pirates and has a
megaphone. I am puzzled by this. Have
you ever seen a pirate with a
microphone? Thats it, over.
Ashley is a very lovely girl. She
skimboards, watches Degrassi, plays
DDR, plays guitar, and plays the
glockenspiel. She always goes out to
dinner with me, especially to get
lettuce wraps. She bothers me about my
two lives, but she knows that this is
the way i must live. We roll apples
down big hills and play golf with
oranges and ride flying turtles and
razors. I love Ashley to death! Ashley
gets an A for Awesome! Be her
friendster!
One time Ashley missed out on
seeing Horse the Band because her
uterus hurt and her calf muscles
were burning from a dance dance
revolution marathon. Many of you
would think she's insane but the truth
of the matter it...you are correct. Her
bedtime is 10:00 pm and one day I
plan to dope her up on enough
caffeine to keep her going until
12:00, maybe 12:30 if I'm lucky.
Anyway, the reason she goes to bed
so early is because she rocks out to
the max all day long so she is
tuckered out. She lives twice the life
in her 8 hours of consciousness
then most live in their 16+ hours of
consciousness. Also, she is in the
best
electrospazcore/freejazzglockenspiel
duo in the whole world. It's called
BIKES and it's not a band, it's a
revolution. Revolution with fucking
whipped cream on top or some shit.
If you aren't ready to ride without
training wheels get out of her way.
BIKES!!!
P.S. The reason her uterus hurt is
because I impregnanted her.
is only one way: I must tell you a story
that will explain everything. This is
the story of the coconut samurai. Long,
long, ago in Japan a samurai was born.
His name has long since been forgotten,
but his deeds remain. When he was 3
years old, he picked up and entire
horse. His samurai teachers took notice
of his strength, and some were afraid of
him, but others decided it would be of
great use to the world if they could
only train the samurai to be a loyal
samurai. So for the next 22 years, the
teachers taught the talented samurai the
ways of all things in the world. One
lesson involved slicing coconuts with a
sword. The exercise was to throw 10
coconuts in the air all in a vertical
line and slice the entire line of them
in half with one movement of the sword.
The samurai practiced and practiced
the exercise in preparation for the
ceremony in which it would be decided if
he was good enough to serve as a samurai
and protect the world. In this ceremony
he was to be judged by his superiors on
his skill. One little oversight or
mistake would mean that he would have to
spend another 10 years training before
he was allowed to join the ranks of the
samurai. On the day of the ceremony, he
was very nervous. He took his 10
coconuts and his sword and waited in
line for his turn to prove himself.
While he was waiting in line another
samurai-to-be who was jealous of his
powers craftily stole one of the 10
coconuts in an attempt to sabotage the
samurai's ability to become a true
samurai. When the samurai's turn to
demonstrate his skill came, he reached
stepped out in front of his superiors to
be judged. With a series of 9 deft
movements the samurai threw all of the
coconuts into the air in a perfect line.
When he reached down again to get the
tenth coconut (which had been stolen) he
instead grabbed the earth, and, with his
immense strength, threw it into the air.
With one felled swoop the samurai
sliced the nine coconuts and the entire
world in half. Anyway, Ashley is
awesome and probably could cut the world
in half if she were a samurai.
she is fabulous. it's the small things
that make this girl great. on her skype
program on her computer, instead of
ringing and other sounds, Charles
Wentworth says "disease" and something
else i cant remember. but its great!
it makes me laugh every time. I also
love ashley because she likes
skimboarding. she doesnt love it as
much as me but no one can love it as
much as i do. i also love ashley's
megaphone. it is one of the most
wonderful things i have ever laid eyes
upon. i want to steal it so i can have
a cool fire engine red megaphone. you
should be friends with ashley because
then you can play with her megaphone.
testimonial, and i was only too happy to
oblige. Ashley is one of those people
that you can't dislike. She's too high
on antioxidants most of the time.
ashley likes pirates and has a
megaphone. I am puzzled by this. Have
you ever seen a pirate with a
microphone? Thats it, over.
skimboards, watches Degrassi, plays
DDR, plays guitar, and plays the
glockenspiel. She always goes out to
dinner with me, especially to get
lettuce wraps. She bothers me about my
two lives, but she knows that this is
the way i must live. We roll apples
down big hills and play golf with
oranges and ride flying turtles and
razors. I love Ashley to death! Ashley
gets an A for Awesome! Be her
friendster!
seeing Horse the Band because her
uterus hurt and her calf muscles
were burning from a dance dance
revolution marathon. Many of you
would think she's insane but the truth
of the matter it...you are correct. Her
bedtime is 10:00 pm and one day I
plan to dope her up on enough
caffeine to keep her going until
12:00, maybe 12:30 if I'm lucky.
Anyway, the reason she goes to bed
so early is because she rocks out to
the max all day long so she is
tuckered out. She lives twice the life
in her 8 hours of consciousness
then most live in their 16+ hours of
consciousness. Also, she is in the
best
electrospazcore/freejazzglockenspiel
duo in the whole world. It's called
BIKES and it's not a band, it's a
revolution. Revolution with fucking
whipped cream on top or some shit.
If you aren't ready to ride without
training wheels get out of her way.
BIKES!!!
P.S. The reason her uterus hurt is
because I impregnanted her.