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"I am a goofball. I am honest even when I shouldn't be. I am funny when I'm mean. I often lead with my heart. I am a cynical..."
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More About Corey
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Schools (Other):
Xavier's school for gifted youngsters
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Occupation:
Smart Ass
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Affiliations:
Chelsea supporters, Science Police.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Taxonomy, Entimology, Phrenology, Epistomology, "The ladies."
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Favorite Books:
Carter Beats the Devil, Everything is illuminated, Adventures of Augie March, Ask the Dust, Confederacy of dunces, Solaris, A people's history of the United States, Lost in the Funhouse, Catch 22
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Favorite Movies:
Spider-man 2, Brazil, Royal Tennebaums, Big Lebowski, Ikiru, Spirited Away, Fight club, Lost in translation, BIg Fish, The Jerk, Lady from Shanghai, Raging Bull, Manhattan, Floating Weeds, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Alien, Best in Show, Punch Drunk Love, Cannonball run
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Favorite Music:
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Magic Numbers, Electrelane, Pavement, Rolling Stones, Kings of Leon, TV on the Radio, The Decemeberists, Beach Boys, Kings of Leon, Elephant 6, Pixies, Both country AND western
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, My Name is Earl, Lost, The Amazing Race, The Wire, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, Deadwood, Six feet under, The Wire, Dexter, Weeds, Columbo, Arrested development, Small Wonder
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About Me:
I am a goofball. I am honest even when I shouldn't be. I am funny when I'm mean. I often lead with my heart. I am a cynical bastard.
I am spiteful to those I disagree with.I want to wander. I am endlessly loyal. I am a pop culture trivia savant. I make a decent curry. I want to go to Japan. I probably love you more than you know. I am a mammal.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who actually still use Friendster.
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Testimonials and Comments for Corey
wanted. When I was 17 he took me aside and
sternly warned me that "people like us" are rare in
the world and that I should prepare for a lifetime
of bitter lonliness. Thanks for the heads up!
Anyway, beneath all Corey's meanie bluster beats
a sweet, hopeful heart and I miss having to fend
him off me at the bar. Here's to people like us.
because he has my copy of Pumping
Iron and refuses to give it back.
your Mom he'll be over the next day for
pancakes and then not show up, feel
dreadfully guilty that he doesn't rise as
early as the Dutch and apologize up and
down until you want to give him a hug
and tell him, "it's ok, Carla and I still
loves you despite this flaw...Co,
however, will beat the poop out of you
the next time you show your face."
pals. One of the funniest guys I know.
I earned my friendship card with Corey
by sticking up for the "new guy" back
in elementary school and then voting
for him for student council president
in middle school. Corey was and still
is a renegade and a wild card. I think
Corey would have won if the voting
class had been half as cool as he was.
sorta. I wish that we were better
arch-enemies... goddamnit! I'm trying
to think of the best fitting comic
book analogy, but the only one that
comes to mind is Professor Xavier &
Magneto, which doesn't really jell
because those two are intellectual
equals and I'm quite a bit smarter
than Corey. Except if I was ever on
Millionaire I would have Corey as
my "phone a friend" about any obscure
TV fact (which I would probably never
need to use, you fiend...). The real
reason Corey & I don't function well
as arch-enemies (arch-nemeses?) is
that we both understand the principles
of comedy, and that gets in the way of
our ultimate hatred thing. Mostly.
Until Kumite.
Corey and I would spin in circles,
gazing into each other's eyes, wind
rustling our curly hair until he would
finally get me to puke up my lunch....
family ties, ya know?
with. We always had a blast making fun
of people too... are we bad people?
That just makes my day.