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      • gertie
      • Posted
      • *being this bad never felt this good*
        kiya is good at yo yoing, wearing jeans, driving celicas, eating chocolate, text messaging and helping me make the room spin and wake up smiling.
      • Jess
      • Posted
      • Kiya makes my yo-yo go ya-ya.
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • on a recent visit to new york, kiya
        entered my saturday night like a
        hurricane. before i knew it i was
        piss-ass drunk and wandering around some
        blinged out club that looked like a rap
        video. and then as quickly as he
        appeared, he vanished and i was left
        gripping a newstand for dear life on the
        bowery.
      • AAron
      • Posted
      • Kiya likes cheese and he aims to
        please. Makes yo-yo's dance with the
        simplest of ease. Likes to have sex in
        multiples of threes. Friend to the
        earth, but doesn't really like trees.
        Some say he's great, others say he's a
        sleaze, but no one doubts he stands
        erect when he pees. Likes to kick it
        with the shes and the hes. Likes to
        cook, he's got 4 different pork jell-o
        recipes. On top of the world, it's his
        own private trapeze. To know his future
        is bright, don't have to read tea
        leaves, cuz' Kiya's alright, he just
        goes with the breeze. -a poem about
        Kiya from his buddy AAron.

        Seriously, who can doubt the coolness
        of a man who likes giving people
        recipes for pork flavored gelatin? And
        anyone who likes cheese and encourages
        others to participate in it's goodness
        is obviously on the side of the angels.
        He's not one of those assholes who
        feels like he needs to be the center of
        attention. He doesn't have to be the
        life of the party, but he carries it
        around in his pockets anyways. Glad to
        know him. Even gladder he knows me.
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • Kiya...what to say about Kiya....

        ...Once he offered me money to let him
        eat lettuce off of my balls.

        ...I sadly declined
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Dammit! That man can Yo-Yo!
      • Lauren
      • Posted
      • Truthfully, I don't think Kiya *needs*
        a testimonial, but he can have one
        from me. Why Not.
        Go on, be lurred in by Kiya's endless
        vortex of multi-talented freakishness.
        He is likely to welcome you into
        things you never thought you'd give a
        rats ass about- but for some reason
        you find yourself no longer resistant.
        Having known this bloke for over 10
        years I will be the 1st to tell you
        that his brand of nonsensical fun will
        not only suprise you, but leave you
        holding your head above a toilet
        bowl..pleading, "Oh mercy dear
        porcelain god, please deliver me from
        Kiya.." and so on. But beware of the
        quiet that surrounds you, for kiya is
        apt to change that in an instant...and
        all at once having just finished a
        lovely 5 course meal, you might find
        yourself in a weepy feild beating the
        holyhell out of a dejected Copier.
        You might as well embrace him,
        Friends..because he's about to change
        your world.
      • Shilpa
      • Posted
      • kiya is the b-b-best. he convinced me to
        leave everything & move to cali at a dingy
        club in new york after resfest 3 years ago.
        since then he's become a sick yo-yo-er and
        introduced me to his world of barley wine,
        street ball video games, and park day. love
        ya, kiya!

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