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      Chris Batten
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      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Chris Batten? Isn't he like the Bright
        Eyes guy or the Dashboard Conflagration
        or something? I think i used to be in
        a band with him; its hard to recall as
        those were my stoner days. I
        definitely remember Chris trying to
        convince Ace and i to make a drink
        called "Skip-and-go-naked" or something
        really queer like that. Good thing
        he's gotten over such silliness.
        Regardless, Mr. Christopher Batten is
        an excellent drummer, only if you
        subscribe to the school of thought that
        would peg me as an excellent singer.
        Trust me, that's a compliment. Kinda.
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • Chris is sensitive. Not sad, pussy
        sensitive. "Come over my house and
        we'll go from first kiss to awful
        break-up within an hour and then I'll
        spend the rest of the night writing an
        album's worth of great songs about it"
        sensitive. And by sensitive I mean
        prone to throwing rocks at cripples and
        hobos. Those gorgeous curly locks best
        either of those clowns from Harvey
        Danger or the Murder Ci
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • If it wasn't for Batten...I never would
        have went to a Journey/Foreigner
        concert, I'd probably never get to play
        a keyboard guitar, and I would have
        definitely eaten a lot less White
        Castles. Jeepers! If you ever run
        into him, ignore his seductive pickup
        lines and make him either impersonate
        a.) Steven Tyler or b.) Michael
        McDonald. You'll thank me.
      • Spaz
      • Posted
      • one of the first times i saw chris play
        it was at some dudes house in
        somerville. All that i remember was
        some lenny kraptiz wantabe murder rape
        me for 5 minutes. oh have times changed
      • Darren
      • Posted
      • Chris is one of my best and longest
        standing friends. Not only is he a
        great guy and fun to be around but he
        is also an amazing song writer. Much
        better than certain other people that
        we went to school with who are in more
        succesful bands.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • this guy really displayed such shrewd
        diligence during the Great Blackout
        Of '03 and was really an inspiration to
        us all and i was honored to have him on
        our team.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • i would like to offer only chris a
        cookie O
      • Tara
      • Posted
      • This man is a hero, good Samaritan, and
        concerned citizen. He can also laugh at
        a pathetic attemped suicide when he
        sees one.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Chris plays a mean cover of "Just Like
        Heaven" by The Cure. And he roller
        skates, too! Rock and roll!
        Hey...literally!! (I didn't realize
        that phrase would actually make sense
        until after I typed it! Word.)
      • Spaz
      • Posted
      • chris is a really cool dude. He knows
        what he wants in life, to marry Bruce
        Springsteen in key west, with prince as
        the best man. Jokes aside chris is a
        good friend who loves to hang and eat
        pizza and gummy bears. he is always
        thinking about how to make his life
        better, than we go to white castle and
        than he is happy.

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