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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Dec 2003
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Hometown:
Atlanta
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Company:
Bird Poo
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Brian's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4437148
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Other education:
beef
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Occupation:
goof
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Affiliations:
House, The Rhythm Method, Z-Force, Buffalo Hut
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What I enjoy doing:
Fruit Harvest, moses cloning, bee washing
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Favorite Books:
Too Many Cooks: How Overpopulation Increases Your Risk of Just About Everything; Tick, Tock, Bang: How Our Fast-Paced Lives Will, Along With the Sun, Eventually Explode
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Favorite Movies:
Uh-oh, that's my tummy!
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Favorite Music:
Hobo
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dawson's Creek: 10-12 on TBS, baby.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
Have you seen my football today?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Have you seen my football since lunch?
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Oh, Brian? He rocks. Like David rocked Goliath, like Kiss rocked Cleveland. Just don't ask him about My Puppy.
merely a stallion finding his way
he makes you dance
to the music he can play
as elton, harry, or even winston
that is the brian way
take a ticket to ride with him
appreciate pectus excavatum perhaps
while becoming dust in his wind
on a date with this richard marx
he dances on keys and jokes about dyin'
youll find youfself sleeping with brian
he's out so really far, and he's right
in your head. Like a little beetle
they bury in your ear in star trek.
he's the genesis machine, and at the
same time, he's the sweetest virgin
you've ever kissed. I'm not talking
from experience, but just from seeing
him at parties, yknow, at a little
distance and making a little eye
contact and then i go in to make
conversation and i get lost in the mix
and confused and suddenly i'm on the
dance floor, and Brian's such a good
dancer, yknow, i have to excuse myself
and catch my breath in the boy's room.
And i'm looking in the mirror and
saying to myself, "jonah, you are going
to go back in there and talk to people,
because people like you, and so does
Brian." and Brian does like me, because
he's my best friend and he always sends
me a poster on my birthday. So God
bless Brian and all the people on the
email internet.
and Brian said something to me that
really changed my perspective. He
said "look you piece of shit, if you
don't get out of bed and take out the
trash, I'm going to shoot your mother
in the face." Now, whenever I feel like
I'm not good enough, I just imagine
Brian with a gun to my mother's head
and I give it my best shot (ha ha)!
wanna mess with.
He's not the kind of guy that you want
to confront.
He's not the kind of guy that you
wanna fuck with.
But if you've got a tumor you want him
cuttin' on your skull!