• Matt Dwyer

      "I like to get weird. I I like to write and be alone for days on end. I like to laugh and flirt. I like hobos. There..."

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      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • sometimes matt will leave a message
        and you don't really want to call him
        back, but once you do you deeply
        regret it. skatskootskooboobooly
      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • you can learn from your own mistakes
        or you can have a friend like matt and
        just learn from his.
      • Marcelle
      • Posted
      • He is like a Hot British Guy. Except
        he's from the Midwest.
      • Wade
      • Posted
      • One time, Dwyer and I were
        unloading our moving van, and this
        old homeless guy came up to us.
        We thought he was going to try to
        take our stuff, so Dwyer took his
        oxygen tank from him and bashed
        him repeatedly over the head with it,
        while I had sex with the homeless
        man's sister. There were tons of
        high-fives exchanged that night!
      • Rory
      • Posted
      • matt eats meat.
      • Marcelle
      • Posted
      • Dwyer is lying in the "About Me" section. He
        hates people. If he tells you he likes you or
        acts like he wants to hang out with you, he
        obviously is trying to get something out of
        you.
      • Jake
      • Posted
      • Matt Dwyer is the best. Here's to you, good 'ol
        Rapey Robinson!
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • This guy's jokes & puns make you really
        think. Truly a clown who's crying
        inside.
      • Tracy
      • Posted
      • Is something wrong, she said
        Well of course there is
        You're still alive, she said
        Oh, and do I deserve to be
        Is that the question
        And if so...if so...who answers...who
        answers...
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • rrrrrrroooowwwwwrrrrr
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