Ozan Serim

      "I was born in a distant region of Nepal. I was the son of a great king, brought up amidst the luxuries of a palace...."

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      • 職業:

        Business & Art

      • 興趣愛好:

        gambling, drinking, reading People Magazine, yoga, etymology, verbal kung fu, sleep walking, chasing balloons, talking to strangers

      • 最喜歡的音樂:

        loud

      • 星座:

        Gemini

      • 關於我:

        I was born in a distant region of Nepal. I was the son of a
        great king, brought up amidst the luxuries of a palace.
        However, caught by the sufferings of the world, I left my
        riches and became an ascetic and sought higher truth.
        In a temporary spell of radicalism, I assassinated the 16th
        President of the United States while he watched a play at
        Ford's theatre.
        In 1936, during the Olympics held in Nazi Germany, I
        dispelled the myth of Aryan superiority by being the first
        black American athlete ever to win 4 gold Olympic medals in
        a single day.

        In 1950, I left for Hollywood to direct a series of box-
        office hit films.

        In 1968, my wife was brutally murdered by the Manson
        Family. The graphic violence of my subsequent films was
        said to reflect my grief and outrage.

        In the end, thanks to my darkly unique perspective and
        grim, often nihilistic approach to storytelling, I left an
        indelible mark on world cinema.
        Later, as an architect, I became the leader of an
        Architectural style which utilized natural materials,
        skylights and walls of windows to embrace the natural
        environment.
        A great example is the Guggenheim Museum in New York City,
        which resembles the structure of a shell or a snail.
        However, in 1973, tragedy struck again. My servant, who was
        underpaid and driven mad by the unconventional lovers,
        murdered seven people in my home, among them my lover and
        two of her children. He then set my house on fire.
        In the 1980s, while studying to received my doctorate in
        theoretical physics, and developing my theories of black
        holes and baby universes, I became the victim of a
        progressive and incurable motorneuron disease which now
        confines me to a wheelchair.

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      • Neelesh
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      • One word: Straightupchilling'suphoesdownkindaguy
      • JoAnna Marie
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      • HO-HUM...it's the mighty ROCK...this
        member of the Fabulous Four...is a
        musical wizard as demonstrated by his
        guitar solos and lyrics about
        Picasso...an experience like no other
        was shared between N, C, J, and O and
        now we are unbreakable...bonds created
        through laughter and foursome
        naps...eating excessively too much,
        cracking up with our individual noises,
        annoying people in restaurants with
        our "Told you the Bitch was crazy!",
        dancing wearing costumes and the
        wildest breakfast ever, with a bonus
        comedian and his PONTIAC jokes, was one
        of the best experiences this side of
        the West...This boy added charisma and
        flare...and he is much loved by his
        fellow Fab Four membas....WOMP WOMP WOMP
      • Lisa
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      • Ozan and I have quite an interesting
        history together.. We went to the same
        High School and College, we've played
        sweet music together.. we LOVE LOVE
        LOVE our trail mix with frozen yogurt
        and not the other way around!! we have
        danced all damn night until the early
        morn.. and many other beautiful
        experiences.. by the way all his
        testimonials are true.. I know. He is a
        kind, gentle, gorgeous, patient
        inquisitive genious who loves to dance
        in his underwear. This guy has so much
        F#@*ing talent it is ridiculous..
        (ladies make sure he shows you his
        incredible art and plays guitar for
        you..) If you are true to yourself and
        open to him, he will be there for
        you "come rain or come shine" (in Billy
        Holiday's voice). He is a free spirit,
        witty, wise, and open.. I love him.
      • Catherine
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      • Do the dance! You know the one I'm
        taking about! Damn...it gets me every
        time! He started out as a party friend...
        you know the one you see at all the
        parties having fascinating
        conversations with the lovely ladies...
        doing the dance...being the life of the
        party...now he's a friend, someone I can
        chat with. He really is a beautiful
        person inside and out...truly caring and
        always looking out for his friends.
        He's a little silly...okay A LOT silly, a
        great dresser, and a super talented-
        intelligent-mad scientist type.
        Someone once called him "The Turkish
        Lover but I just like to call him Ozan.
      • JoAnna Marie
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      • This cat's crazy cool.....everytime I
        am around Mr. Serim we cannot stop
        laughing.....he's a silly boy with a
        fascinating perspective on life who is
        multi-talented and super smart.....not
        as brilliant as me, but he's getting
        there.....the only quirk he has is not
        answering questions, I think it's all
        in his plot to be "mysterious".....
        All in all, this kid's mad dope and
        cute to boot, so ladies watch out a
        Turkish tornado has blown into town and
        taken up residence in our fantasmic
        city.....He adds style, it's a good
        thing.....ciao bello, un beso.....
      • Christian
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      • Ozan is a superstar hipster, without even
        trying. He's quick to laugh, sharp and witty,
        often volleying jokes right back with added
        momentum and his own special brand of spin.
        He's got gritty charm and charisma. And he
        simultaneously exudes an aura of innocence,
        and of sage worldly experience. He's a true
        urban art piece, somehow lit from within. He's
        a super cool artist, a great friend, and one of
        the nicest people you'll ever meet.
      • Lydia
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      • This guy is a little bit rock and a little
        bit roll, but he certainly isn't country.
        He's all about the city. In fact, he's the
        most cosmopolitan person I know.
        When I forget to invite him out to an
        event, I wind up running into him
        there anyway, without fail. Ozan rocks
        da house, so don't miss out.
      • Elissa
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      • Ozan has this amazing ability to look right
        into you. Not past you, not through you but
        right....straight....in. He calls you on your
        bullshit , embraces your short comings and
        enhances your strengths. In essence, he
        does what you wish every good friend would
        do. Oh...and one can't forget the fact that this
        boy has style! Miles and miles....
      • Kai
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      • Ozan always seems to know the latest jokes
        and stories, and is quick with wisecracks
        and wordplay -- nothing is so serious or
        sacred that it can't be made fun of. He also
        likes to live in the fast lane of society, and
        seems up on latest fads of dress, food, drink,
        and entertainment, the chic new fashion, the
        "in" nightclub, the "hot" new musical group.
        Energetic and uninhibited, Ozan creates a
        mood of "eat, drink, and be merry" wherever
        he goes, and life around him can have a
        continual party-like atmosphere.
      • Domini
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      • even when he is entirely being not cool ...
        ozan is still cool . you can't fight it - the guy is
        like the fonz .

        and he dances too
        it's good to watch

        oh, and smells good

        what more can you ask for ?

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