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"I have attitude to spare. I love to eat. I'm insanely
jealous of anyone who Phillip pays attention to. The
phonetic..."
More about Bert
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More About Bert
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Occupation:
house cat
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Hobbies and Interests:
people food, chicken, turkey, tuna, beef, sleeping around, bitching at Glenda, eating grass, shitting in the backyard, guarding house
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Favorite Books:
as long as I can rub the edge of my mouth on them
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Favorite Music:
easy listening, adult contemporary, jazz, classical, enya
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About Me:
I have attitude to spare. I love to eat. I'm insanely
jealous of anyone who Phillip pays attention to. The
phonetic pattern of my speech is "Mor - alle" and
not "Meow" like so many low-brow pussies out there.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Humans who will provide a superfulous amount of attention
and food to me. Pet me! Pet me!
I'm not interested in meeting other cats for romantic dalliances. My balls were surgically removed eons ago and I doubt I could even get it up. But I can still flirt.
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Testimonials and Comments for Bert
member. He has never spoken of the
naked antics he has witnessed me be
involved in. He is intensely, jealous,
yes. But that is because he is...in
his heart...gay.