DugongBughaw visualcoder

Computer Programmer/Multimedia Artist

The Net, Hacker, Die Hard 4.0

UNFORGIVEN II

Mega Builders, American Chopper (Discovery Channel)

Virgo

Evolution of a Hacker:

Between the years 1950's to 1970's the hackers are originally known for applying their skills to their maximum extent in Softwares.These hackers are computer enthusiasts.With their knowledge software companies developed a lot.However they can monetize more amount of earnings by doing crime and illegal activities such as password stealing,stealing valuable files etc.Hackers are of different types.they are black hats,crackers,phreaker,open source and white hat.

Black Hat:

A black hat hacker spends most of his time concentration on the weakness of software designed and takes the advantage of that weakness. so black hat hackers are considered crime.

Cracker:

A cracker is a person who spends most of his time in finding weakness in security in software and hardware in order to use softwarecompletely without license.so the work done by crackers are illegal. They are considered as crime.Either the resources or time to recheck the things may not be compromised by the software used by the people lead to the hackers un prosecuted.

Phreaker:

A phreaker spends most of his time in finding,and extracting the weakness of telephone systems.

Open source:

An open source hacker spends most of his time in designing new software which can perform many operations and those softwares which can be helpful for companies.These softwares which are designed by open source hackers are open to everyone.they can be distribute.

Necessary tools for hacking:

Programming is the first and major step for hacking.If you dont know any programming it is better to start with "Python".Python is the simple programming language,well designed for beginners totally expanded and well documented language.Java is the excellent second language.It produces faster coding than python. but it is more difficult than python.You will not become hacker,unless you are perfect with two programming languages.Other programming languages such as "perl" and "lisp" are widely used for hacking.Perl is used for system administration and pratical sessions.Many of my friends said hacking yahoo is highly impossible,but i found few guarenteed methods to hack yahoo.And you can also hack gmail and Servers.Hacking internet is very easy if your perfect in Unix operating system.you cannot be a internet hacker unless you are perfect with unix.So learn Unix operating system or linux.Most of the internet hackers use linux for hacking.
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-----JOKE TIME----
Husband (hubog): Darling, atong CR ba mora'g
gi-abat.
Wife: Ngano man?
Husband: Kay kada abli nako sa door, musiga
ang suga.
Wife: Animal ka! Ikaw diay nangihi sa fridge.
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Tikya: Dad, ganahan gyud ka sa akong
boyfriend?
Dad: Dato ba siya?
Tikya: Pareho gyud mong mga lalake no? Mao
pud na ang iyang gipangutana about nimo.
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Prayer before meals in Bisaya:
Bless this food, ako fod, siya fod, sila fod,
aron ang pagkaon ma-afod-afod ug ang sud-an mapa-igo
fod hangtud among ngipon mafodfod.
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Traffic cop examining license of Tikya: Mao
ni tunay nga retrato, claro ang mga kunot. Di pareho
anang ubang babaye ga paritoke. Tikya:
Bugalbogalon. Ako man nang thumbmark.
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Dili na kinahanglan nga magpakabitoon ka pa
aron maila. Sakto na nga usa ikaw ka aninipot
basta gasiga kanunay ang lubot.
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Mga Bisaya'y di ko maintindihan. Inglis nang
isda -- pis; nang mukha -- pis; nang pandikit -- pis;
nang kapayapaan -- pis; tinanong pa ako kung saan
ako nakatera -- Pis I or Pis II.
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Lawyer examining witness on a vehicle
accident: Where were you sitting when the impact came?
Court interpreter to witness: Asa ka man naglingkod sa
pag-abot sa impacto?
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Asawa: Hon, bisan taas na imong edad,
nakapaanak pa ka.
Bana: Super engine gud ni.
Asawa: Ipa check-up na.
Bana: Ngano man?
Asawa: Smoke belching! Itom kaayong bata.
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Anak: Unsay iskalator, tay?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.
Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan pasaka kanaog.
Anak: Calculator, tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay.
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Himatyon nga bana: Day, Inig ka matay nako,
minyo-i baya si Pedro ha?
Asawa: Ngano man imong kong paminyo-on ni
Pedro nga imong man siyang kontra?
Bana: Haron mag-antos sab siya ug makabalos
na gyud ko.
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Na-ay iro. Bright ka-ayo. Ingnon 2 + 2,
motobag dayon siya 4 ka aw-aw. Nakahibalo ang silingan,
gipangutana... 2 milyon + 2 milyon. Hangtod
karon, sigue pa siyag aw-aw. Niwang na ka-ayo.

doctor: unsay sakit?
misis: akong bana dako kaayo og otin, mag sex gani mi maigo akonga atay...
doctor: atong putlan iyang otin?
misis: ayaw lang dok, pwede isibog lng akong atay?