Pingry School

The Pingry School, that's me. Also, a League known for its woody, climbing plants of the genus Hedera.

Trainer and Developer of Honorable Citizens

Neither giving nor receiving any unauthorized aid on anything. bad plays with half-assed accents and pre-pubescent actors, community service, myself. J-Crew. Jeep Cherokees. Qwik Chek. Neil's Nosh. Plaid. North Face. Khaki Pants. Rufus Gunther.

Aldous Huxley, anything by Dean Sluyter, Catcher in the Rye, The Giver

Mannequin I and II, St. Elmo's Fire, Pretty in Pink, Weekend at Bernie's I and II, Only You, Class, The Last Home Run

Dave Matthews! Guster, Buttondowns, Balladeers, (in that order) and of course, the Jazz Band!

Dawson's Creek, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, The OC

Virgo

I like the holidays, especially those involving trees. Nostalgia. i'm a huge Andrew McCarthy fan, and i have a major crush on William Ragsdale. Of course, there's always room for Keating and Rohdie, but they're aging, let's be honest. i like to display my many past students, from the first English to the last Atwater, all across the cinderblock walls of my zig-zaggy halls. I recently gained weight, however. There's a huge appendage hanging off my west side. They tell me there are artists in there.

A diverse young crowd, preferably one good at sports. brains not a must. if you have left me recently, know that i miss the pitter patter of your birkenstocks on my checkered bumpy tiles, and my large exposed green pipes long for your gaze. I want to meet people who sneak away before three fifteen and fall asleep on what we improperly call "couches." if you use going to your mailbox as an excuse to walk by that "hot guy," i want to know you. i already do. Perhaps you have acne, perhaps you just got over yours, regardless, i want to know you. Have you graced my halls in the last year? the last five? do you long to peer over the library stairs once again and contemplate suicide? I know you do. if you love me, and even if you
don't, add me as your friend: email: thepingryschool@hotmail.com - I'll be waiting for you . . .