Jeff Cruz

Music, The sky, turtles' reading patterns, The Longterm Effects of Velcro on the Mating Habit of a Mango, Global Climate Change Causes, Nature, Sweeties, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Chocolate Ice Cream, Food...

Book?? What? No, that's not true...i read...i read, i've read a book before...like umm, ooh...nope...this IS tough!!

Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End, Anchorman, Titan A.E., Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Napoleon Dynamite, The Count of Monte Cristo, Pokemon the Movie, Equilibrium, Enter the Fist, Finding Neverland, American Dreamz, Sahara, Blades of Glory, 300, National Treasure, Mean Girls, The Day After Tommorow, War of the Worlds, The Princess Bride, The Last Samuri, About A Boy, La Vita è Bella, The Last of the Mohicans, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Zoolander, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Benchwarmers, School of Rock, Shawn of the Dead, Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Without a Paddle, A Goofy Movie, The Muppet Christmas Carol, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain, Around the World in 80 Days, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Big Bounce, Night at the Museum, Pirates of the Carribean, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Snatch

The Beatles, Billy Joel, Relient K, Veggie Tales, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, Europe, Queen, The Who, Superhero, Jack Johnson, Damien Rice, Al Gordon, Mark James, David Crowder, The Livingstone Collective, Brenton Brown, Hillsong United, Superchick, Phil Collins, Meat Loaf, Switchfoot, The Unknowns, Blink 182, Greenday, Charlie Hall, Coldplay, Five Iron Frenzy, The Temptations, Isak Ntiasari

Friends, Studio 60, Happy Tree Friends, Clone High, Futurama, American Dad, Star Wars Clone Wars

If i were a baby turtle, i'd be in a kid's movie (i love that movie). If i were a interesting book, i'd be a great read (not like some cheap novel...MARK!). But as it happens i am not a flower pot falling from the sky in dispair...i am a bi-pedal, endo-skeletar, cerebrial, tall multi-cellular organism that inhabits the Andromeda group.

And these are...
My favorite quotes:
"I'll get INSIDE you're face!"
"You did what? You...pooped in the refrigerator?...And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How d'you do that? I'm not even mad - I'm impressed. That's amazing!"
"-You know what's even better than chess?
-...Pokemon??"
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious racoon."
"Thank YOU Chuck Norris!"
"I bet you'd like to KNOW...No exaggeration - I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush."
"Hey, they laughed at Luis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon...and now he's up there, laughing at them!"