Kimya Dawson

bedford hills elementary, fox lane, wheelock college, the evergreen state college

mammy

AA, AAA, NAACP, AARP, D&D, MK&A, CVS

keeping my nipples intact while they are gnawed and twisted

spritual midwifery

the kid brother

solid potato salad

pimp my malcolm

01) What time did you start this? 10:33pm. 02) Name?: kimya malaika dawson 03) Date of birth?: november 17, 1972 04) Sex? Female. 05) Height?: 5'3" 06) I color?: brown. 07) Location?: olympia, wa 08) Where were you born?: newark, nj. 09) What are you wearing right now?: blue longjohns, blue shirt, purple granny panties 10) Are you a version? yeah, i am the dirty version. 11) Do you smoke? not in almost 6 years. 12) Do you drink?: not in 8 years. 13) Are you bootyliscious?: yes. 14) you are a player: thanks 15) What are the flavorest colors?: grape. 16) What is your favorite manimal?: adam karagas 17) Do you have any birthmarks?: i am not sure if it is a birthmark or a triple nipple. maybe i should ask a pro. 18) Who are your breasts' friends?: baby lips but not the gummy fangs and claws 19) Have you ever beat someone up for fun?: No. but i have for free wine. 20) Are you shy or outgoing?: Both. 21) Do you shower?: when i do i shower for a long time, but i don't very often. 22) How easily do you fist people?: not as easy as i pee on them. 23) Have you ever lied to your breasts' friends?: no but i have gobbled em up 24) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: yeah, i might have a triple nipple. oh wait, that's no longer a secret. um... no. 25) Would you ever sky drive?: like in harry potter. sure. 26) Do you like to dance like an old lady at church?: amen, halleluia. 27) Have you ever been out of states?: i am almost out of states. i still have alaska, hawaii, and guam. 28) Do you like to ravel?: i love it when i get my shit together and do some heavy duty ravelling. it doesn't happen very often though. 29) Have you ever been suspended from school?: No, but i had detention all the time for being retardy.

30) Do you want to get out of your get up?: I am naked in front of my window already with a big sign that says "hey old man, get a load of this shit" 31) Are you soiled?: yes 32) Are you a batty?: um no, i mean, maybe. 33) What's your favorite sink?: the sink at that lame fucking stupid restaurant in minneapolis. too bad the crappiest shithole has the best sink. 34) Do you think about waiters in waders?: Yes, and in my fantasy he is pouring chowder on my tits. new england style. 35) Do you have a cue cards or a prompter?: both, and i still forget my lines. 36) Are you a role model? fuck. say fuck. then draw a boner. yes. 37) What name brand do you wear the most?: preparation-h 38) pink as a puckered cockpocket?: Yes. 39) pocket protected?: only the best. 40) Do you like getting your picture taken while you are uploading pictures of yourself kissing pictures of diego luna?: i don't care. leave me alone. i'm busy. 41) tan my hide?: sure 42) Do you get easy?: like sunday morning