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"To start, I'm told I should change that picture, and I will.
I'd like to want nothing and want to like everything.
However..."
More about Jamie
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More About Jamie
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Occupation:
I get paid to act a geek on the telly
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Hobbies and Interests:
sleeping, aching, buzzing, grinning, makin' out, singing in the shower (smoked)
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Favorite Books:
books with lots of little pictures of hot people in spandex
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Favorite Movies:
ones I get drunk watching, whatever you like, I'm easy to please in the cinema
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Favorite Music:
that what fills the space just right
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Favorite TV Shows:
shows that make me think "I want to be on this show"
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About Me:
To start, I'm told I should change that picture, and I will.
I'd like to want nothing and want to like everything.
However I want everything and like almost nothing (lie).
I sing too much, chew the flesh off my fingers, and have a
petrifying neurosis about the shape of my jaw.
I do have good teeth, and though my eyes look nice, they
don't work very well.
I like dogs more than people.
I have flexible morals, and have recently been described as
adorkable.
Also, I don't like desribing myself cuz it makes me feel
dumb, but that's not your fault.
Okay, I'm a good listener, you start talking
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Who I Want to Meet:
alarmingly intelligent people,
achingly hot people,
dishearteningly good people,
sickeningly clever people,
numbingly creative people,
people who know alot about one thing,
people who know a little about everything,
unicorns, dragons, faeries, goblins, girls
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Testimonials and Comments for Jamie
his delusions of granduer were
at astronomical proportions, and
pretty much all justified, he was like
an out of control late night talk show
host that would steamroll everyone
with unstoppable wit.
our pants and I am glad to say that, through
the wonders of friendster, I have finally gotten
back in touch with him. I admire Jamie's
accomplishments and think that he is a very
gifted person. He has gone through some
tough times, but like the Phoenix, he rises
from the ashes and shines! Jamie, you really
are the MAN! I truely respect you and what
you've become.
Tuesdays.
A week with him is like being riden
hard and put away wet.
Oh, for another week of Saturdays
without a Tuesday in sight.
of 'potential' locked in a perpetual
state of suspended animation.
He will 'potentially' become a
superlative multi-media star through
the remarkable convergence of his
visual art, acting, writing, and
singing (but not dancing).
He will also 'potentially' return your
call.
The dense weight of the world
inevitably flows over Jamie like water
skimming over a glossy photograph.
A frictionless surface.
My perception of jamie is not dis-
similar to that of a unicorn... or
apteryx.
and charming people in high school. He
was the star of the football team and
broke the state record for goals in a
field hockey game. He was also known for
his ability to do the electric slide
while chopping onions with his eyes
closed. I was as shocked as anyone to
discover that he had taken up acting
after high school.
together. I knew him when he wore
ripped jeans and wrote all over them
in pen and permanent marker. He
bit his skins a lot and moved his
bangs away from his eyes to reveal
some of the most penetrating and
aching ones I've ever seen.
He was the star of all the plays,
though I think that I got a lead role
before him freshman year (Dark of
the Ass, ring any bells Jamie?). Now
he has far surpassed my theatre
ambitions and will be a star.
Upon registering in friendster, I
immediately tried to find him, and
once locating him, was frozen with
excitment when I saw he was
located in Brooklyn. Much to my
chagrin, when we started our soul-
sucking friendster correspondence,
he revealed that he is in LA,
becoming the next "big thing," and I
cursed the gods for keeping me so
far away from this man oh man. I
guess that our reunion will be
postponed, until Sunday nights at
midnight on NBC, when I will be able
to watch his elastic body move and
and hear his tenor voice again. Ah
Jamie, will I ever stop swooning?
When he's a big star, I'm gonna say,
"I went to high school with him. He
had a crush on me." So there.
years. Growing up, Jamie was an artist
in the grand design. Think Braques or
Toulouse-Lautrec. To that end, on many
occassions I requested that Jamie draw
for me. Jamie could draw a naked lady
like no other. In fact, for several
years one of his salacious drawings
could be found amidst the smut in
my "playboy drawer". At this point you
may be asking yourself "was andy really
turned on by a sketch done by a pre-
teen Jamie". In fact I was. As such,
this little ouvre found itself in my
clutches during several of my "pre-
shower rituals" as they were fondly
know by my parents. Jamie is a fine
young mine and one hell of an artist.
I am honored to call him a friend.
is the only person I know who would take
pulls off of a warm flask of brine and
red-pepper laced martini. Jamie isn't
someone you can really 'see' as it were.
He has to be run into, like the pope or
an old French teacher. And this is a
shame, because he's a no good coal
shoveling barefaced down-jasper titchy
pirate with rings on his fingers and
bells on his toes.