I remember this one time when Meadowlark's name was Justine, and we were friends. We hung out this once, but when I went to give her a hug goodnight, she squeezed a little too hard and I farted. That was the last time she ever talked to me.
Prince is old and hasn't written a
good song in a long time, but he
must have had a dream about
Justine when he wrote "You Sexy
Motherfucker" - here is a sample
lyric, google the rest...
++The sexy motherfucker's so fine I
could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said
to myself
hmmm...Just conversate (Yeah!)
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Cuz I'm usually quite the calm one
(Come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
I'm just havin' fun
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
But I'm happy 2 change my state of
mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the
air it would turn into sunshine++
this one time justine was like...
damnnnn matt whats yo name? and i was
like my name is matt. and justine asked
me what kind of trouble im getting
myself into tonight and i said nothing
and then i asked her what shes getting
into tonight and she said... HOPEFULLY
YOUR PANTS...
Maybe you could wave to me at a show or
something, or we could hang out at
Pokez and talk about how we've been
vegetarian since before it was cool.
Man, i love being in the "scene," don't
you?
Kills Kid and my insane love for him.
OH MY. mmmm..
kj!!!! i just noticed your pic with
matt skiba. OH HOW WE LOVE THE
MOTHERFUCKING TRIO!
crush on her... i still do... to bad we
never talk...
you!
good song in a long time, but he
must have had a dream about
Justine when he wrote "You Sexy
Motherfucker" - here is a sample
lyric, google the rest...
++The sexy motherfucker's so fine I
could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said
to myself
hmmm...Just conversate (Yeah!)
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Cuz I'm usually quite the calm one
(Come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
I'm just havin' fun
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass,
shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
But I'm happy 2 change my state of
mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the
air it would turn into sunshine++
damnnnn matt whats yo name? and i was
like my name is matt. and justine asked
me what kind of trouble im getting
myself into tonight and i said nothing
and then i asked her what shes getting
into tonight and she said... HOPEFULLY
YOUR PANTS...
this would be a true story if it wasnt
made up.
something, or we could hang out at
Pokez and talk about how we've been
vegetarian since before it was cool.
Man, i love being in the "scene," don't
you?