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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Los Angeles, CA
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Lori's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/453215
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Occupation:
agent dykey mcdyke
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What I enjoy doing:
writing, tennis, hiking, hulk hands, chain smoking unlit cigarettes, karaoke, having no shame, parallel parking, fighting with vegans, hitting on myself
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Favorite Books:
"The Secret Language of Birthdays" is hands down the best book ever. My birthday is September 19th "The day of Fine Appearance". Coincidence? I THINK NOT
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Favorite Movies:
Gia, Very Bad Things, Leprechaun in the Hood, Being John Malkovich, Little Shop of Whores, Best in Show, West Side Story, Ghost World, BEYOND BORDERS
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Favorite Music:
showtunes, Madonna rapping, "My ass is like WHOA"
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Favorite TV Shows:
Will and Grace, Six Feet Under, Primetime Glick, Nads Infomercials, The Sunday Night Sex Show (don't get fooled by the word "Sunday", for this hilarious show brought to us from Canada is on 7 nights a week)
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I don't feel like describing myself. Okay well fine, I
will. I'm almost a midget but not quite so I don't really
get the opportunity to travel around and be in the circus
as lori the wonder almost midget and get shot out of a
cannon..even though I know I would enjoy that.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Uh well I wanted Angelina Jolie to be my friendster and
apparently she doesn't want the public exposure of being
on
my friendster list. But that's okay because she knows
we're
more than just friendsters anyway. And besides she is too
busy to use the computer, she is always running off to
to do pointless humanitarian acts in underprivileged
countries..the nerve of her...Most
importantly, since I am busy drinking and smoking She has
to tend to our love child maddox..Yes we used a turkey
baster..don't believe what you read in the tabloids.
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seriously. If you need someone to take
snapshots of your dog, then Lori's your
girl. Lori and I could laugh together
for hours -- don't worry, we wouldn't be
laughing at you. She cheers me up on
rainy days...and really hot days, too.
There's no one I'd rather watch sing
"Raspberry Beret" at a dive bar in the
valley.
Need I say more?
are 'l' and 'o' and its all from chatting with lori
online...she sends me these sentences and
sentences of pure fucking laughter
inducement and i cant even attempt to
respond with something as witty and
hillarious so all i can do it type "lol" over and
over again. so the fact that i have nothing
half as interesting to counter means that im
the luckiest person ever to have lori
continue typing to me. <3 maybe ill be even
lucky and she'll let me finally play tennis with
a her when i get back to california..because
ive never played a midget before.
you? yeah..this is real...you're not
going to let me go b/c we are SO cool.
& Im not gonna LET YOU...and um...we're
gonna build a raft and
EVERYTHING...then i can die. the end.
this is SO serious. the the end.
happy that you have decided to be my
friend...I mean...with the whole you
being a jew and and me being a stolen
JEsus...*sigh* Lets hold hands....
I love YOU!
wont hook me up with Kass and that
makes me sad! I dont like rejection!
I just wanna love ya girl...please???!!!