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"I like to stay up very late at night and wake up very late in the day. People say I am lazy but I just say that I am in the..."
More about Mikey
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Schools (Other):
The Groundlings, UC Berkeley
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Occupation:
Douchebag (Jerk has been claimed by Rahul.)
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Affiliations:
Stonemason, Freestyle Ninja Syndicate, Republican Party (no not really)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Kung Fu, Computers, Comedy, Guitar, Sports, Movies, Food, Rock Climbing, Sleep, Sex, Chocolate, Cable TV, Oxygen, Risk and Castle Risk, Trivial Pursuit, Filming stuff, Jeopardy!, Pool, Jedi, Robots, Baginas, Baginas, Baginas.
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Favorite Books:
Robert Jordan's Longwinded Bullshit, Gunslinger Series, Vonnegut, Harry Potter, Charles Bukowski, George R.R. Martin, Tolkien, Douglas Adams, William Gibson
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Favorite Movies:
The Matrix, The Princess Bride, Amelie, LA Story, Dragons Forever, Drunken Master 2, Tai Chi Master, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island, Tron, OG Star Wars Trilogy (What's a Mitachlorian?!?)
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Favorite Music:
Weezer, Jurassic 5, Beastie Boys, The Roots, De La Soul, Radiohead, Beethoven. Fhqwhgads!! I have to add Audioslave. I am the Highway nearly makes me cry. Simon and Garfunkle, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Night Court, Simpsons, Futurama, SNL, Conan O'Brien, Star Trek:TNG(and proud of it!) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Home Star Runner, I'm warming up to Family Guy and King of the Hill is awesome too.
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About Me:
I like to stay up very late at night and wake up very late in the day. People say I am lazy but I just say that I am in the wrong time zone. If I was in Hawaii or better yet, Hong Kong, I would probably be considered quite industrious. Alot of people assume that I am as stupid as I act. They don't realize I am jokeing around at first and therefore don't like me much. Then they hang out with me a while and start to like me. I like to think that it is because I take a little getting used to but mostly it is because I lavish everyone within 10 yards of me with gifts and money. It doesn't matter how much you hate me, after 3 or 4 $200 dollar massages, everyone is my friend. My friends and I enjoy making mirth. 'Nuff said.
Also, this link has movies my friend(Dave) and I made if you want to see us move around and talk:
http://www.mikeynewman.com/index.php?pg=reel
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Who I Want to Meet:
People whose loyalty is easily bought.
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double dip the salsa with in absolute confidence.
mmmmmmm.....
phone more often and call his mom!!! I
mean come on man. RING RING..... I
LOVE YOU MOM!!! How hard is that.
We all know you love her and she loves
you too.....
in the tarter sauce. I'm pretty sure
this proves a fearless attitude toward
condiments and a commitment to see the
joke all the way through to the sticky
end. Both of these traits are reason
enough to adore Mikey.
particulalary sexy nickname, you
haven't met mikey!
know you'll make a hell of a fluffer. oh
shit, was that supposed to be a secre
He didn't know anyone at the party, yet
when the pictures were developed
everyone says "Oh yeah, I remember him,
who was that guy? He was really
cool...you should bring him around
more." This I agree with. A wittness to
the freak shows, he even performed
party control when the guy who couldn't
get any went to his car wanting to kill
himself. You're always welcome in to my
world and hopefully I am invited into
yours.
pretty interested in your penis. You
should probably see if she's doing
anything tonight. Go team!
working the lights for a dance show on
Room 7's old-ass, hand- and arm-spasm-
inducing manual lightboard. It sucked,
but at least the company was good. We
talked about lots of stuff, including
the repercussions of jizzing in a
chick's eye. When we were done, Mikey
wrote "I can't believe I did this
whole show on acid!", and I wrote "I
can't believe I jizzed in Mikey's
eye!" It was pretty sweet. After that,
we were bonded forever (Not
literally). Mikey rocks.
One of the few of us in LA who outright
defies the rules of political
correctness, bless his heart. Thank
you, Mikey. Thank you.
always always be there for you. He is
funny and easy to hang out with. My
parents think he is crazy. Not nutty,
CRAZY. I don't know that I completely
disagree with them. The first time
that he came over to my parents house,
he was hanging in another part of the
kitchen, and I was speaking with my
mom, when suddenly and
surruptitiously, she said, "Look! look
at him!" And I looked over, and Mikey
was having a perfectly normal
conversation with another one of my
friends, except that he had a
cardboard box on his head. I actually
might not have noticed if it hadn't
been for my mom's reaction. ..... I
also appreciate Mikey's alter-ego,
Chubs. When I am out and about, and
need some important information which
is available online, I will contact
Chubs, and he will put down his donut
and/or coffee, and with a few clicks,
he'll get me the info A-SAP. He's a
super-spy's right hand man. It's like,
buy a Palm with wireless web, or
befried Chubs. The choice is obvious,
because Chubs has got moxie -- beat
that Palm! Thanks, guys!